"some say... he takes down large beasts with mind control and then ends there suffering with his bare hands"

Imagine the following being spoken aloud in Jeremy Clarkson's voice:

Some say that the police often question him just because they find him interesting, and that his beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that his reputation is expanding faster than the universe, and that he once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that he lives vicariously through himself, and that his blood smells like cologne. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that his charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it, and that he is the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that he's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room, and that his organ donation card also lists his beard. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that years ago, he built a city out of blocks, and that today, over six hundred thousand people live and work there. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear, and that alien abductors have asked him to probe them. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that his legend precedes him the way lightning precedes thunder, and that his personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. All we know is he's called The Stig.

Some say that even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number, and that he can speak French, in Russian. All we know is he's called The Stig.


See? They all work.


Perhaps The Stig is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

That was my thought the first time I saw this series of commercials on TV. There are very few widely available beers that I like, and this isn't one of them.

Leatherface and "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
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How could I have been so blind as not to see this?

We're looking at The Stig's Interesting Cousin!

It makes so much sence

you got to it before i did you turd:laugh:

Loved the opening of the video but as soon as the guy started talking about himself. It killed it for me. He is a fraud.

This is the REAL "most interesting man of the world" Senor Estaban Vihaio YouTube - Kill Bill Volume 2 - Señor Esteban Vihaio