That's just not right.

 

I guess the Marketing guys didn't think the "Jizzinator" would go over very well......

 

Ohh boy....even the last line "major pumping required" lol....just soooo soo wrong

 

I don't even want to know where the refills sold seperately are coming from....

 

I have a mrket edge for that! HahahaaahHa.

Bad thing is..... You know some sick teenager somewhere will do that!

Just a little something EXTRA!

 

Wow. That is so wrong. The kid that gets it in the mouth?!? You pump on it and it spurts goo. Just what tweens need to learn...


If that's a real product I'm guessing it was a goof that somehow made it to market. Some smart *** in developement mentioned it would be hilarious to have a pump gun that shoots goo. Some exec hears about it and said "DO IT! Kids love those mess shows on TV. It'll sell like hot cakes."


They should have different models available. I suggest the purple headed dragon, the spitting cobra and the evil pink eel.

 

i'm so buying wags that for xmas

 

oh man what were they thinking.

 

You should have the money, seeing how you haven't paid me for the hood that I fixed you. Didn't you already sell that "free" hood on Craig's list.