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Splitime 02-04-2010 02:35 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 517993)
I have, but they weren't in the car with me. It was a ------ in a Viper who would not let me by, and I had the power to get around him. Earlier in the day he parked his ------ Viper on my gear crushing my chairs, so I parked my car behind his, rolled up the windows and locked it. lol This gay school REQUIRES a point to pass and I had already seen the flag for this several times, so I tried to play nice and ride up his asshole and flash my lights at him for 2 laps while he drove the defense line. So I dropped a wheel on the pass and motherfuckers flipped out like I killed jesus. Then the instructors started yapping at me and i yapped back. I drove the rest of the day too because I am right, and bigger than all those gays who were smart and didn't make me spill any blood. Fuck em, they're ------s.

Hot pit the car and get space. What you did deserved a black flag. Period.

Regarding the bit earlier...


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 517993)
the driver with 78-hours of seat time can't navigate a track within reason and an instructor needs to drive it.

They told you they wanted someone to drive your car to show you? Made you do that? I would have told them to FUCK and reimburse me for my entire event.... unless it happened after you passed against the rules which you knew existed... and they merely wanted an instructor in the car or something tame like that.

Bond 02-04-2010 02:40 PM

Listen here mother fucker, I am missing multiple keys on this computer because I spilled hot chocolot on it during passionate sex with my ex-gf that you told me to break up with. I don't have a period, I use CTRL-V. Nor do I have a question mark, or a backslash. So next time you wanna talk shit to me on this board, bro, I'll be at your apt waiting for you after work w\ a "spiked fucking bat".

hustler 02-04-2010 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by Splitime (Post 518003)
Hot pit the car and get space. What you did deserved a black flag. Period.

Regarding the bit earlier...



They told you they wanted someone to drive your car to show you? Made you do that? I would have told them to FUCK and reimburse me for my entire event.... unless it happened after you passed against the rules which you knew existed... and they merely wanted an instructor in the car or something tame like that.

I can only pit so many times for space before running with several vipers on the track gets old. At some point the school has the responsibility to flag/radio the guy who isn't looking at the mirrors to get the fuck off the track. I pitted twice the session that I passed the ------ who swerved at me on the pass, putting me off the track.



I've had to live with 2 instructors since I put the motor in and both times they demanded driving the car. One was successful and I was pretty uncomfortable because that car is fast as shit.

hustler 02-04-2010 02:43 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518005)
Listen here mother fucker, I am missing multiple keys on this computer because I spilled hot chocolot on it during passionate sex with my ex-gf that you told me to break up with. I don't have a period, I use CTRL-V. Nor do I have a question mark, or a backslash. So next time you wanna talk shit to me on this board, bro, I'll be at your apt waiting for you after work w\ a "spiked fucking bat".

I'm drinking in Denton tonight if you want to meet up. Actually, I'm going to go watch funny porn with the GF then booze it up.

Splitime 02-04-2010 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 518007)
I've had to live with 2 instructors since I put the motor in and both times they demanded driving the car. One was successful and I was pretty uncomfortable because that car is fast as shit.

Tell them to fuck off. Not kidding.

Splitime 02-04-2010 02:47 PM


Originally Posted by hustler (Post 518007)
I can only pit so many times for space before running with several vipers on the track gets old. At some point the school has the responsibility to flag/radio the guy who isn't looking at the mirrors to get the fuck off the track. I pitted twice the session that I passed the ------ who swerved at me on the pass, putting me off the track.

Then if you hadn't, its definitely time to talk with the organizers. Which I suspect you did.

At least the Hot pitting would get you away from the main swerving asshat.

Bond 02-04-2010 02:49 PM

Maybe. I have been plastered the past two nights, I don't feel too great. Any idea where your going?

webby459 02-04-2010 03:01 PM

I was behind a fucking AMG C whatever at the little track up here in the wife's n/a. He would pull me half a straight, and no shit, I would catch him up before the apex of the first turn under braking. Slow joyride through the countryside ensued. I hotpit, wait like 30 seconds (should be half lap), go back out. No more than two laps later, same 600hp AMG is trying to become my hood ornament, again. He had the balls to shrug his hands at me while pointing me by on the straight, all while never lifting. They should allow us to beat these fuckwads after sessions.

Punch line, hot pitting only works at big tracks. Ask me why, again. I know all their license plate numbers.

hustler 02-04-2010 03:16 PM


Originally Posted by Bond (Post 518011)
Maybe. I have been plastered the past two nights, I don't feel too great. Any idea where your going?

First I am going to lay some pipe, then I'm probably going to poop hole.

Braineack 02-04-2010 03:20 PM

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ScottFW 02-04-2010 03:25 PM


Originally Posted by Vashthestampede (Post 517982)
Can you tell someone that deserves it, "fuck off asshole", without worry of being kicked off the track?

If I paid good money to be at that HPDE and had that guy assigned to me, not only would I demand a new instructor, I would do my darndest to make sure the organizers didn't invite him back. Most track groups keep instructor wait lists because there are more interested instructors than there are paying students. It's bad business for the organizers to have pissed off students and believe me, one asshole instructor will not be missed. I help staff a smaller HPDE organizing group and situations like that are pretty rare, but we've quietly "un-invited" a couple of instructors over the years. On the flip side, there were a couple of students that were kind of "blacklisted" for a few years from several east coast HPDE groups due to incidents involving track rage (a.k.a. red mist) and car-car contact.

If you've been to >1 track day you will always run into someone that you met at a previous event, at least that's my experience. It's a close enough community that if you are a problem child, word will eventually get around. For that reason I would probably choose to be more tactful than "fuck off asshole," but it wouldn't get you kicked out.

Bond 02-04-2010 03:26 PM

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Turbo 02-04-2010 03:26 PM

I would never let someone else drive my car, just like I wouldnt expect them to let me drive their car. My very first instructor event I went to years ago was in my Galant VR-4 which was pushing around 450 hp at the time. I got to know my instructor before ever getting into a car with him. We did a walk around the car before ever hitting the track. And, so he had a chance to show me a couple of things before taking riding with me on my first lap he let me ride with him in his full raced prepped RX-7. The very first session out in my car he was very surprised at what my car could do and how well it handled. He just assumed I had some 4 door sedan. Had no idea what a GVR-4 was. My point, he was wonderful and did things proper. I truly wish I could remember the guys name but it was over 10 years ago. Not anyone who can race a car, or says they can, should be able to be an instructor. Someone should "test" them out and decide whether or not they are fit for the job.

webby459 02-04-2010 03:31 PM

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:giggle:

webby459 02-04-2010 03:41 PM

BTW, that little n/a, power steering, a/c, uhp tires did really well on track. I was never ashamed. If I just wanted a track car, n/a is what I would want. Something like Jacob's dirty pants. Just spend the goofy money I'm spending on boosted stuff instead on Xida and a Giken.

Chris Swearingen 02-04-2010 03:53 PM


Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 518029)

Webby,
I think I just spotted a problem with your car.














It's red....
everyone knows white miatas are faster.:laugh:

webby459 02-04-2010 04:00 PM

Chris, for that I should meet you up in Lincoln and we can see which color is faster!

Being serious, the really eagle-eyed can actually see a major fucking problem with my car, beyond the very obvious. Hint: look very closely in the area within 6 inches of the brake master. Easy fix, but I just discovered it.

Chris Swearingen 02-04-2010 04:16 PM

I just assumed you had cut that line in preparation for installing a line lock. That the line I put mine in.

It would be great to see some more miatas in Lincoln even if they are the wrong color.

webby459 02-04-2010 04:19 PM

Illusion, that line being cut. But, hint 2, that one is connected to the prop valve.

fooger03 02-04-2010 04:20 PM


Originally Posted by webby459 (Post 518029)

^^^THIS^^^ my friends, is an exercise in adding lightness!

Thank god I don't have to put up with instructors on the race track...instructors dont ride with you when the lapping day is for motorcycles.


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