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Old 05-03-2013, 08:09 PM   #121
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Yeah but it's home to The World's Greatest Superhero.
Don't forget Peter Pan.

Peter Pan's Home Page!
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:39 PM   #122
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I'm sure you could find something to look at in my photobucket or tumblr.
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Old 05-03-2013, 08:54 PM   #123
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No meth scabs on the ankles? I call FAKE!!!
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Old 05-03-2013, 09:01 PM   #124
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From my years at UF, I recall there being some particular strip joint in the Ocala-ish area which had billboards leading up to it for probably a hundred miles in either direction on I-75. The thing which I recall most is that they tended to advertize things like "Truckers Welcome!" and "Truck Parking!"

Now, I have nothing but respect for most of the OTR drivers I've met over the years, but seeing billboards like that conjures up a certain mental image...
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Cafe Risque - a Florida historical landmark.
On a trip to New Orleans for Mardi Gras quite a few years ago, a very rowdy group of friends and I decided to stop in there.

There was one woman that stood out from the rest of the dancers. We called her turkey beard. Think about it for a second, you will get the visual.

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Old 05-04-2013, 10:20 AM   #125
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Old 05-04-2013, 09:53 PM   #126
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For a bunch of **** we sure exploded this thread up.

inb4 because girl
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Old 05-04-2013, 10:12 PM   #127
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So, a bit during the "Lightning Fill In The Blank" round on this morning's "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" cracked me up.

(Background: comedic radio program on NPR about news trivia from the week gone by, presented in game-show format. Peter Segel is the host, Tom Bodett is one of the regular guest contestants.)

Peter Segel: A Florida Man was arrested for Sunday for calling 911 and ________?

Tom Bodett: Gosh... Uh, calling 911 and uh, reporting... himself, uh...

Segel: No, he called 911 and asked for Kool Aid, burgers and weed, and he did that 80 times.

Bodett: Oh. Coulda almost guessed that with the Florida thing.

(Audience laughs.)


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Read: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/0...ref=weird-news
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Old 05-05-2013, 10:52 AM   #128
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as i read this... that show is on in the kitchen.
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Old 05-06-2013, 09:12 PM   #129
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as i read this... that show is on in the kitchen.
Well, we're not all crazy.
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Old 05-06-2013, 10:22 PM   #130
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Well, we're not all crazy.
girl content: my wife was in the kitchen.
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:22 AM   #131
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7 pages in noob thread?

Because girl






wtf is going on in here now? Is there still cats and ****?
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:31 AM   #132
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You jelly ur vag didnt get as much attention Pen?
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Old 05-07-2013, 04:32 AM   #133
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Its collecting dust down there, for srsns.
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Old 05-07-2013, 11:38 AM   #134
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Its collecting dust down there, for srsns.
I believe they have creams for that :P
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Old 05-07-2013, 02:54 PM   #135
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its like opening an ancient tomb.

A queefing dust bowl






I really can NOT come up with more of these, because *****. I need more dusty vagina jokes.
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:21 PM   #136
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Old 05-07-2013, 09:33 PM   #137
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Well im certainly not ovary them.
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Old 05-08-2013, 12:20 AM   #138
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You have a tumblr? Post it I wanna follow. I have a tumblr or two. If you aren't following you're lame.
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I just realized I have a 6 page intro thread? Jesus.
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Old 05-08-2013, 12:28 AM   #140
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