Lo, behold, a NA rookie I came, and with Boost shall I depart this wreck.
 

Hi. Tag says Wingman, guess that's my name around here now.
2000NB. Sports package. 73K miles. DD. Is fun, but could be funner. Needs boost. Am broke, no, scratch that. Cheap. Did I anger someone yet. Boosting. Dumb questions coming, clear the deck for :noob:. Inspired by Broke 'n Boosted. Did research. Took different path, whopping 2K budget. Research fun. Most parts bought. Will post list sometime. Nothing from FM, ebay specials and used MSM stuff. Angry at me yet? MS2 to keep the guys around here happy. ish. Bah, who am I kidding. Prepare the flames, please use lube. At least no electric motor to pump an oil return. Tell 18PSI not banning me upon sight would be appreciated.

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You didn't use the electric pump for the oil return?? That is so last year. :greddy:

Noobs that preload grovelling and humility have potential.

@18psi :party:

No, I decided that the pump worked to slowly, so I installed an LS1 in the cabin to pump it faster. I have to do something about the noise though, its quite dreadful.
Pffft, grovelling? grovelling is for noobs- wait. hmm. dang. who I gotta blow around this joint for free parts.

it. posts. pictures

Probably Monk, he'll enjoy it most and return from the junkyard WITH a box of chocolates bc he thought of you on the way back.

I'm listening.

the box of chocolates will be ones he found in the back of a van in the junk yard

extra delicious

I only give out free parts to people with at least 12k instagram followers.

:wavey:

or

Screw those "Chocolates" I can tell from the stench how those were made. I want a cool avatar pic. And how do I mark my subscription option as "I DON'T WANT EMAILS EVERY TIME SOME AIRHEAD COMMENTS ON MY THREADS"?

Hook me up yo. Chop chop.

Pfft, I can tell from the stench where that "chocolate" came from.
Dammit. Well... I have four, count it FOUR Myspace friends. Gimmi that free stuff now.

myspace?

what are you, 92?

Four Myspace friends=2000000K Instagram followers. Duh. Get with the times ya old phogy.

I don't even facespace

Only four?
I have more subscribers to my daily Snapchat dick pics.

I mean, I would subscribe to see a penis so small its inverted...

Now you fucked up. (Even though I gave you a poscat)
What's your address?
I've got some "free parts" to send you.