Yay! I r teh win!!1

Haha, I figured you'd like those.

Thanks for the warm welcome guys.

 

Nice introduction. Best noob pics ever.

 

Thanks!!

 

So why'd you break up with her? Realize you were gay?

 

<golf clap> well played sir.

I want to know the story behind the two topless ladies in your car. Of course with more pictures please.

 

There's really not that much to tell. Chicks dig muscle cars, plus I love 'em because they have a huge bench seat in the back. That night my girlfriend at the time wanted to bring one of her friends along to a car show because she'd never been to one before, so I just got them both naked and did something else they'd never done before afterwords.

I don't put up with a woman's ****. As soon as she tries to tie that noose around my neck, it's time to hit the road. I have no trouble picking up the ladies, never have. Here's my current cash drain:

 

One day a mosquito transported to the Port of Houston from Africa on a lumber ship will bite me in the *****. When the elephantitis kicks in, and my ***** hang down to my knees, then, maybe then, I will be as much of a badass as you are supernewb.

 

hahahaha thanks man

 

lmao.

win.

Welcome.

 

Nice, thingies.....

 

I think the Hustler is going to have a run for his money with outkast.

 

Ya because gay e-thugging is the same as posting half naked pictures of girls.

Hustler FTW
New Guy = FTW (as long as he posts more hotties)

 

Yay! I have plenty of pictures

 

I pulled this from another thread, and since I didn't see a whole lot of MSM owners on here, I figured I'd heed the advice.

I have lots of pictures like that, too.

 

LOL, You remind me of myself before I pulled a stupid and stayed with one woman. Once you get it. Beautiful women just come easy. But those super hotties are Crazy........
Good for a month of banging. And then find a new one.
Or that is what i always did.
Nice pictures.

Dodge Demon. My cousin had one with a built 360. It was insane. A twin turbo RT Stealth pulled up at a redlight. We ripped him, even from the line. Those darts, demons, and dusters can be made crazy fast.
Welcome!

 

I spotted a nipple

 

Haha thanks! I usually stick with 'em for a few months if I'm really in to them, or just a few hours if not. And yeah, I love my Mopars. The Demon is my weekend toy... A street car, mostly. Runs 13.30s all day. My A-body Barracuda is heading for the 9's though, after much, much more money is spent on it.

 

Glad I clicked on this thread<
WINNER.

 

holy son of a bitch

this thread is full of win,

how did i miss it this long?

this has to be, by far, the best noob intro, evar..........................


great job noob

 

It's got to be a new england thing because i was just thinking the exact same thing lol