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stroked2004 01-08-2012 09:41 AM

stroked and poked
 
Hey guys, just wanted to say hey, finished up the 2004 MSM build earlier this month took a solid 11 months to get it done and me and 2 other of my buddies did the car, even though it's mine=) their hands were helpful. the finished car the way it sits was 31k. and it's a beast and wouldn't trade it for anything, anyways I'll have more pictures and time slips, and video soon, alot of the stuff is back home (in the military) so once it gets here it will be posted, anyways hope you guys have a good one, keep it between the ditches..

Quality Control Bot 01-08-2012 09:51 AM

Hi stroked2004, enjoy your stay :)

FRT_Fun 01-08-2012 09:59 AM

I will wait for pictures I GUESS.

Welcome to the forum. I hope you create a build thread and tell us a bit more about what exactly you did so we can all benefit from your work.

18psi 01-08-2012 04:52 PM

cool story bro
waiting on pics

Army4g63 01-08-2012 06:52 PM

Very nice, pictures of this build would be awesome. Look forward to it!

stroked2004 01-08-2012 07:49 PM

Yea sorry about that guys,, I'm waiting on them to.

85z28 01-08-2012 08:57 PM


Originally Posted by stroked2004 (Post 816998)
Yea sorry about that guys,, I'm waiting on them to.

What the ----!?

thirdgen 01-08-2012 09:17 PM

What, did you have to drop your film off at Wal-Mart to have it developed?? This is 2012, and there are digital cameras. Insert memory card into slot on computer, upload photo to MT.net for us all to see.

FRT_Fun 01-08-2012 10:40 PM

SRSLY! You have a bunch of sad bros right now. And that is no good. We demand AT LEAST ONE of the following: Pictures of aforementioned car/pictures of hot gf or sister/copious amounts of cute cat pictures. You chose, but make it quick.

thirdgen 01-08-2012 11:34 PM

No cats please...
Please do upload at least one photo of your engine bay or else I'm going to be convinced that you have nothing more than an intake and maybe a larger intercooler, and that you make no more than 185whp cause your sh*t's weak.
Now prove me wrong.

FRT_Fun 01-08-2012 11:40 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 817071)
cats please...

qft

gearhead_318 01-08-2012 11:43 PM

Welcome. What branch are you in?

And yes, please post pics of your hairy pussies.

Braineack 01-09-2012 01:21 AM

Thanks for joining, stroked2004!

triple88a 01-09-2012 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by stroked2004 (Post 816783)
the finished car the way it sits was 31k.


Originally Posted by stroked2004 (Post 816998)
Yea sorry about that guys,, I'm waiting on them to.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1326128946

thirdgen 01-09-2012 12:14 PM

31k? It must be an LS7 twin turbo.

85z28 01-09-2012 12:21 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 817261)
31k? It must be a gold plated ls7 quad turbo.

ftfy.

18psi 01-09-2012 12:39 PM

Its an MSM filled to the top with hookers and blow

miata2fast 01-09-2012 05:33 PM

Shouldn't the thread title be Poked and Stroked? Just sayin.

stroked2004 01-09-2012 05:55 PM

What's up guys, my mother is computer illiterate, all my pics and things were in TN, I just moved here wasn't able to bring all my belongings, see where i'm getting at it's on the way though i'm tracking ups tracking number right now it's in williamsburg va and will be here tomm before 5pm, But by the way it's a 2.0 stroker build with the best of everything, gt3076, E-85, all the good stuff from FM. I put the car together myself, with me and a couple of buddies there is about 1400 hours in it with a lil R&D in there plus the time it took to tune it, i got a home equity loan to do the car and i bought double of about everything including spare rotors and pads for the wilwood big brake kit, and i bought another quailfe trans to put in my 2000 miata, it's an N/A build. but when I get them you will get them,,, will be soon calm down=)

FRT_Fun 01-09-2012 06:03 PM

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https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1326150223

http://piccat.com/pictures/54/cute_white_kitty.jpg

http://piccat.com/pictures/517/sad_feral_kitty.jpg

http://piccat.com/pictures/415/shosh...ed_persian.jpg

Apparently I have to do everything.

stroked2004 01-09-2012 06:12 PM

Hey guys I actually found a few pics on my phone, it isn't much, but they are in the miata gallery under a little somethin, it has a dyno read out as the album profile picture, have a few before and afters but a crap load more when I get my digital camera from UPS.

stroked2004 01-09-2012 06:20 PM

Due to operational security I am not allowed to talk about what branch I am in or what I do, lets say it's top secret, not saying that cause it sounds cool it happens to be a no ---- statement, but it has something to do with ships and spec ops, that's about as far as i can go with it,,, I was in baghdad for 3 years, then state side then there again for 2 years, if that tells you anything.

mx5autoxer 01-09-2012 06:26 PM

These pics better be hot ---- to back up whats been said. And welcome to mt.net BTW.

stroked2004 01-09-2012 06:30 PM

They are ok, just i have my build folder with all the pics and digital camera on it's way with everything on it, so they will have to do for now guys.

stroked2004 01-09-2012 06:38 PM

Thanks.

Seefo 01-09-2012 07:50 PM

wow, there has to be a catch.

31k seems like an unlikely figure, you could have a v8 twin turbo with that price tag...

FRT_Fun 01-09-2012 08:04 PM

FYI it would have probably been easier to just make up something IE: Navy. Instead of informing the world you are l337. Not saying that to be douchey. I will search out your aforementioned photos good sir.

FRT_Fun 01-09-2012 08:06 PM

https://www.miataturbo.net/picture.p...pictureid=2081

https://www.miataturbo.net/picture.p...pictureid=2082

https://www.miataturbo.net/picture.p...pictureid=2083

https://www.miataturbo.net/picture.p...pictureid=2084

jbrown7815 01-09-2012 08:16 PM

You can still say what branch you're in dipshit

TNTUBA 01-09-2012 08:53 PM

What a D-Bag post. You realize you just brought A LOT more attention to yourself by the "I could tell you but then I would have to kill you" garbage than if you had just said "Navy." I spent a career in the US Military and met THOUSANDS of Airmen, Solders, Sailors and Marines and there was one constant across them all. If someone "acts" like they are in any way a part of anything special or top secret then they 1,000% AREN'T. I think the VERY first thing they teach you on day one of class one in ANY form of "special forces" is that you NEVER for any reason EVER draw attention to yourself.

No back on topic...Only way that car is worth $31k is if you have at least $15K cash in the glove box.

DontPassTheFence 01-09-2012 09:10 PM

I dont know if its cash, more likely blow.


Either way OP, congrats on your amazing coke-smuggling miata.

thirdgen 01-09-2012 09:14 PM

31k my ass. Unless you bought the car brand new with cash and then did all those mods. Otherwise, you overpaid by wayyyyy too much.

TNTUBA 01-09-2012 09:20 PM

^^^Well there are A LOT of Flying Miata parts on the car^^^ :noes:

Seefo 01-09-2012 09:24 PM


Originally Posted by TNTUBA (Post 817579)
^^^Well there are A LOT of Flying Miata parts on the car^^^ :noes:

I guess he could have sent it to FM and asked for a turn key? still though, 31k is excessive.

---- its down right retarded.

Army4g63 01-09-2012 09:46 PM

That 31k pricetag is G14 classified...

TNTUBA 01-09-2012 10:02 PM

^^^ You just made me spit milk out my nose all over my laptop^^^

You get positive rep from me sir.

18psi 01-09-2012 10:03 PM

This is a public service announcement:

OP IS A LIAR FGT!!

Look familiar?

cool bullsh!t bro
:rofl:

FRT_Fun 01-09-2012 10:03 PM

Well this thread went downhill fast.

18psi 01-09-2012 10:12 PM

OP stroked me while I poked him.

18psi 01-09-2012 10:15 PM

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1326165346

Savington 01-09-2012 10:21 PM

http://forum.miata.net/vb/showthread.php?t=444908

lol, douchebag.

Seefo 01-09-2012 10:46 PM

ban please.

gearhead_318 01-09-2012 10:51 PM

in for clubroadster thread.

samnavy 01-09-2012 11:08 PM


Originally Posted by stroked2004 (Post 817473)
Due to operational security I am not allowed to talk about what branch I am in or what I do, lets say it's top secret, not saying that cause it sounds cool it happens to be a no ---- statement, but it has something to do with ships and spec ops, that's about as far as i can go with it,,, I was in baghdad for 3 years, then state side then there again for 2 years, if that tells you anything.

I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said. I don't mind mentioning it here because everybody here already knows what I do and the Chinese have a file on me 3" thick so there's nobody else I need to hide from. However, we have required training on specifically how not to say or do something that would make people think you were anything more than a run-of-the-mill grunt. But then again you couldn't impress the local chicks down at Waterside if you were a lowly mechanic.

For everybody else... toolboxes like this kid are usually white rednecks who were misfits back in their hometown and joined the military so they could "be somebody"... except they couldn't qualify in a technical rate but still want people to think they're SEALS. It's funny that you never see the black or hispanic kids say stuff like this.

I have several personal friends who are SEALS, and they never do or say anything that would make you think they were anything more than a yeoman or cook.

Replying to a conversation on the internet with the "Due to operational blah blah can't tell you" line isn't even clever as far as wannabe tactics go.

18psi 01-09-2012 11:29 PM

And that's on top of the fabricated pics and utter bs about his car and build.

triple88a 01-10-2012 02:01 AM

haha what a moron. The funniest thing is he posted a miata dyno on a miata thread...where theres other miata guys :D

If he had posted a picture of a say civic dyno on the miata thread he probably would have slipped by without any one noticing.

...its like stealing say 18psi's car and posting it in the for sale section without changing anything about it :D

jbrown7815 01-10-2012 02:11 AM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 817681)
I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said.

:werd:

lassi 01-10-2012 03:46 AM

He`s been crapping his fantasy build for the last couple of weeks on I guess every miata site there is now...

Probably forever alone troll with a honda. Or a club-fagster member.

http://www.mazda-speed.com/forum2/in...c,25090.0.html

FRT_Fun 01-10-2012 06:47 AM

In for bansauce, the best types of sauwzzzzzzz

lassi 01-10-2012 06:56 AM


Originally Posted by FRT_Fun (Post 817750)
In for bansauce, the best types of sauwzzzzzzz

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...F5xTP1WkLdciUd

Might I suggest some lotion to remove your pain;

http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/m...ungiecream.png

mx5autoxer 01-10-2012 11:09 AM

We all saw this coming. If you're gonna talk big then at least be smart about it. Of course, if you're smart you wouldn't talk that big, but...

18psi 01-10-2012 11:13 AM

Its a cycle: OP is a moron, compensates by lying on the internet, which backfires because he's a moron.

triple88a 01-10-2012 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by lassi (Post 817740)
He`s been crapping his fantasy build for the last couple of weeks on I guess every miata site there is now...

Probably forever alone troll with a honda. Or a club-fagster member.

http://www.mazda-speed.com/forum2/in...c,25090.0.html

haah what a troll, 205s at 565hp (not 576 anymore) :bowrofl:

This dude isnt just a moron for stealing a dyno...hes a fukin idiot on top of it because he doesnt know much.

Out of everything i've seen posted on this forum, hell out of everything i've seen posted on any forum i've been on this dude takes the cup.

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1326213042

DontPassTheFence 01-11-2012 01:59 AM

I laughed, I cried, and I got a massive erection. A+ bullshit thread. Would stroke my penis while reading it again.

85z28 01-11-2012 12:54 PM

So who be trollin'? Vash, hustler? Any ideas?

18psi 01-11-2012 12:58 PM

dupe accounts get banned.
and if it was one of the regulars I'd be seriously disappointed at their lack of creativity and ability to provide the lulz and/or properly troll this place.
I doubt it

85z28 01-11-2012 01:01 PM

Idk, ultimate trolling just annoys people, and there's three pages of BS. They're doing something right.

Braineack 01-11-2012 02:44 PM


Originally Posted by thirdgen (Post 817071)
No cats please...


This is banable.

Braineack 01-11-2012 02:46 PM


Originally Posted by samnavy (Post 817681)
I love this kind of crap. I have a TS/SCI clearance and one of the very first things you learn when given this kind of clearance is how to not say the stuff you just said. I don't mind mentioning it here because everybody here already knows what I do and the Chinese have a file on me 3" thick so there's nobody else I need to hide from. However, we have required training on specifically how not to say or do something that would make people think you were anything more than a run-of-the-mill grunt. But then again you couldn't impress the local chicks down at Waterside if you were a lowly mechanic.

For everybody else... toolboxes like this kid are usually white rednecks who were misfits back in their hometown and joined the military so they could "be somebody"... except they couldn't qualify in a technical rate but still want people to think they're SEALS. It's funny that you never see the black or hispanic kids say stuff like this.

I have several personal friends who are SEALS, and they never do or say anything that would make you think they were anything more than a yeoman or cook.

Replying to a conversation on the internet with the "Due to operational blah blah can't tell you" line isn't even clever as far as wannabe tactics go.

I want to put my PII all over your SSI.

samnavy 01-11-2012 04:43 PM

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It's funny the stuff they ask you when getting a gov't clearance.

When I listed one of my "identifiable markings" as having a penis that was 10" around, they told me I was ineligible for a clearance because the computer system wouldn't accept that large of a number... only a single digit circumfrance would fit in the box. They had to write new code for the program just so I could qualify.


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