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dieselmiata 06-07-2013 09:31 AM


Originally Posted by Tekel (Post 1019338)
...internet hipster...

I have been eating it since I could walk...

You gotta admit there is some irony in this. ;)

Tekel 06-07-2013 09:57 AM

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I was trying to say it is ok in some circumstances and I do eat it, but I don't understand the obsessive love that some people give it and say they have to have it on everything.

concealer404 06-07-2013 10:21 AM

Sriracha is "meh" at best. It's not hot, and needs to be used in huge quantities in order to appreciably raise the "heat" level of foods.

It also doesn't taste like much. Just... tastes like mild heat. No real flavor.

At least Frank's RedHot tastes like.... salt.

Fireindc 06-07-2013 10:24 AM

You guys are giving me such a hard-on talking about sauces like this.

Tekel 06-07-2013 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Fireindc (Post 1019363)
You guys are giving me such a hard-on talking about sauces like this.

Take my cock sauce. Take it all.

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mgeoffriau 06-07-2013 10:58 AM

The only thing more hipster than loving sriracha sauce is claiming not to get the big deal over sriracha sauce.

"I know a bunch of way better hot sauces, but you've probably never heard of them, they're really obscure."

Joe Perez 06-07-2013 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1019374)
The only thing more hipster than loving sriracha sauce is claiming not to get the big deal over sriracha sauce.

Hahaha.


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concealer404 06-07-2013 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by mgeoffriau (Post 1019374)
The only thing more hipster than loving sriracha sauce is claiming not to get the big deal over sriracha sauce.

"I know a bunch of way better hot sauces, but you've probably never heard of them, they're really obscure."


Meh, i'm a Tabasco man. (BIG fan of the green kind, but that obviously doesn't gel with everything)

Tabasco = hipster? :giggle:


If we're going to get a little more hipster, i'm a big fan of this shit. Basic bitches need not apply.

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mx5autoxer 06-07-2013 12:38 PM


Pic of Sarahchacha Sauce
So that's what it looks like. I thought I'd never tried it before, but I definitely recognize the bottle. I also thought it was rather bland.

phillyb 06-07-2013 12:49 PM

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LOVE HOT SAUCE

i normally have more than this, but whatever...

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Joe Perez 06-07-2013 12:57 PM

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Weaksauce.

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"The Merciless Peppers of Quetzalacatenango … grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum."


(That episode had some of the best animation ever featured on a primetime TV show, bar none.)




Also, since we were talking about fish earlier, apparently this is actually a real thing:

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thenuge26 06-07-2013 01:58 PM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1019423)
Also, since we were talking about fish earlier, apparently this is actually a real thing:

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Probably still better than Malort.

Fireindc 06-07-2013 02:09 PM

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I like trying random obscure hotsauces to find the perfect one. For instance, no idea what this is actually (likely re-branded something else), but damn shit was gooood.

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Joe Perez 06-07-2013 02:23 PM

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More real things:

Salmon-flavored Vodka from the Alaska Distillery:

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And, of course, Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout: brewed with real testicles:

https://www.miataturbo.net/attachmen...ine=1370629386
What started out as an April Fool's Day joke video by Denver's Wynkoop Brewing Company has now become reality. Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is indeed brewed with actual bull testicles - quite a lot of them actually. This is the first of the brewery's "Even Smaller Batch Series" beers to be canned and was done so by hand. Cans were sold, appropriately enough, in packs of two.

From the Wynkoop site:

"A meaty foreign-style stout, Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is made with Colorado base malts, roasted barley, seven specialty malts, Styrian Goldings hops, and 25 pounds of freshly sliced and roasted bull testicles.

Rocky Mountain Oyster Stout is an assertive, viscous stout with a rich brown/black color, a luscious mouthfeel and deep flavors of chocolate, espresso and nuts. The beer sports a savory, umami-like note and a roasty dry finish."

concealer404 06-07-2013 02:29 PM

I would drink THE SHIT out of the salmon vodka. Liquid "lox" that gets me hammered? Where do i sign?

phillyb 06-07-2013 02:41 PM

the thought of trout schnapps is making me fucking gag. ugh gross.

dieselmiata 06-07-2013 02:48 PM

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I guess it's safe to assume that Vortx is not coming back for advice. :giggle:


Also, Bulliards. It kicks the ever living dog shit out of any other "Louisiana" type hot sauces.

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thenuge26 06-07-2013 03:04 PM

I don't see why he wouldn't, this is the best noob thread I've ever seen!

y8s 06-07-2013 03:07 PM

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best eggplant ever:
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Sadly it is only available in Barthelona at Lolita Taperia (formerly owned by Albert Adria, brother to the famous Ferran Adria), but fuuuuuuuuuuu it was the best and only eggplant I'd ever consider to be food.

Lolita Tapería, The best tapas bar in Barcelona

I swear to god I could sit there and eat everything they made. If you're ever in Barthelona, it is a must-go.


Look at the menu.

Seriously, GO LOOK AT IT.

mgeoffriau 06-07-2013 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by y8s (Post 1019464)
Sadly it is only available in Barthelona...

If you're ever in Barthelona, it is a must-go.

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