94-97 Valve Cover $80
07-22-2017, 11:19 PM
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94-97 Valve Cover $80
I have a beautiful, one of a kind valve cover from a 95 miata. I have owned this valve cover since 2002, so it has seen some crap. Lots of crap. It has blasted around many race tracks in the south east, been rally raced (not officially) in the mountains of TN, and made to many runs in sts to count. Not to mention all of the piping hot deliciousness it helped transport from papa johns to the lucky individuals of Knoxville TN.
Truth is, they dont make valve covers like this anymore. We are not talking about that modern plastic crap here. This aluminum was forged in the fires of mordor by Tubal Cain. It was then finished by a brush made of a Chuck Norris beard hair and coated in VHT wrinkle black.... Which is pretty much liquid testosterone.
For the low price of 80 dollars shipped you can top your engine off with expertly crafted celebrity endorsed miata excellence.
FAQ:
1. Will you take $50 dollars shipped?
No, I wont. This has been off my car for about 4 years. I have a certain sentimental attachment to it. If i had wanted to damn near give it away and burden myself shipping it, i would have done that already.
2. Will it fit my 90-93?
Yes, if you swap a 1.8 in it.
3. Will this fit a 99-00 engine?
Well if you dont need the cas hole in the front of the valve cover. Sure.
4. Will this fit a vvt engine?
No. I tried. I literally tried to sit it on my vvt engine in hopes that some trans dimensional worm hole would open right over where the vvt solenoid would bolt then leave me a well machined place to bolt it. Perhaps if you are better at quantum physics than myself?
5. Will you ship outside the lower 48?
Of course, but you're paying shipping.
6. Will you take some money off, then take it down to Rodriguez Bros muffler shop and shipping depot and put it on my account?
No, no i wont.
Thats about it. Here is a picture.
Truth is, they dont make valve covers like this anymore. We are not talking about that modern plastic crap here. This aluminum was forged in the fires of mordor by Tubal Cain. It was then finished by a brush made of a Chuck Norris beard hair and coated in VHT wrinkle black.... Which is pretty much liquid testosterone.
For the low price of 80 dollars shipped you can top your engine off with expertly crafted celebrity endorsed miata excellence.
FAQ:
1. Will you take $50 dollars shipped?
No, I wont. This has been off my car for about 4 years. I have a certain sentimental attachment to it. If i had wanted to damn near give it away and burden myself shipping it, i would have done that already.
2. Will it fit my 90-93?
Yes, if you swap a 1.8 in it.
3. Will this fit a 99-00 engine?
Well if you dont need the cas hole in the front of the valve cover. Sure.
4. Will this fit a vvt engine?
No. I tried. I literally tried to sit it on my vvt engine in hopes that some trans dimensional worm hole would open right over where the vvt solenoid would bolt then leave me a well machined place to bolt it. Perhaps if you are better at quantum physics than myself?
5. Will you ship outside the lower 48?
Of course, but you're paying shipping.
6. Will you take some money off, then take it down to Rodriguez Bros muffler shop and shipping depot and put it on my account?
No, no i wont.
Thats about it. Here is a picture.
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