Well im looking to help out some MT.com members, as many of you are aware theire is a rapture coming on May 21'st. Now i know most of you will be leaving this place to go to a better place, unfortunately you will not be able to take physical possessions. Now this is where i come in, i have $100 dollars in my paypal awaiting to be electronically sent. These funds can be used to get one last great dinner, maybe take the loved ones out for one last celebration, maybe buy that Michael Jackson CD that you have been wanting to buy but where afraid to, due to someone at the store might see you buying it and assume you are coming out of the closet. Im not one to judge, fortunately for you im a atheist and will be doomed here on earth, so im willing to help you guys out. send me a PM with all the parts you have to offer.

 

Hmm.

I'm going to be in Manhattan on the 21'st.

Anybody who has ever watched a "aliens / natural disaster hits Earth" movie knows that bad **** always hits Manhattan first.

I'll try to squeeze off one last tweet when the big one hits. Subscribe to #Well, we're all pretty much fucked now to receive the Final Update.



For what it's worth, how the heck can a billboard which actually quotes scripture right on it also purport to predict the exact date of the second coming?

Matthew 24.36:

 

Yeah...very true...but most churches pick and choose their verses to fit their traditions.

"But in vain they do worship me, teaching for doctrines the commandments of men."

 

I also have $100 available for immediate trade for valuable miata parts. thanks.

 

I got a non-broken downpipie.

 

lol, mines in the mail! It'll be monday before I get it though... may never see it again. Also, yer do'n it wrong, send me entire turbo setup.. you won't need it after tonight!

 

When a man sells his daughter as a slave, she will not be freed at the end of six years as the men are. If she does not please the man who bought her, he may allow her to be bought back again. But he is not allowed to sell her to foreigners, since he is the one who broke the contract with her. And if the slave girl's owner arranges for her to marry his son, he may no longer treat her as a slave girl, but he must treat her as his daughter. If he himself marries her and then takes another wife, he may not reduce her food or clothing or fail to sleep with her as his wife. If he fails in any of these three ways, she may leave as a free woman without making any payment.

Exodus 21:7-11

 

Only a couple hours to go, it was on the 10 o'clock news so you know its true!

 

A+ will read again!

 

srlsy?

 

So my question is what are all these idiots that believe in this going to do tomorrow?

 

Think up excuses.

 

save your money for ammunition

 

I'm good for a bit on that front...

 

the rapture has been postponed til next Saturday..... so still accepting offers