Originally Posted by aaron_tupper
Hi my friends having problems with his miata. His miata was turboed by the owner before him. He bought it not running and replaced a fuse under the dash. It ran grade then started to have problems it was acting like it was misfireing. So he parked it then sent it to this place near us that tunes car named AP Tuneing. They fucked with it and wouldn't work on it anymore so he picked it up. Now when he picked it up he turns the key and all the lights start flashing on the car like the alarm is going off (I dont know if they even have an alarm)it dosnt let the motor crank at all. As far as I know it has a stock ecu. I have no idea if you can run a turbo on miatas with a stock ecu or what. Can anyone help?
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OR IS IT????..................(INSERT MANIACAL MUSIC HERE!!) BOMP BOMP BAH YOU GET THE IDEA!.............MARY LOOKED AT JERRY AFTER THEY HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT THEIR YET TO BE NAMED BABY MOUSEPAD FROM THEIR OBC(cheese)YN DR. JACK CHEDDAR(DJC). "MR AND MRS MOUSEPAD YOUR CHILD HAS AN UNUSUAL CONDITION AND DEFORMITY. COMING TO YOU NOW TELLING YOU THIS BRINGS TEARS TO MY EYES AND CURLS MY WHISKERS"
.....SAYS MARY "OH DOCTOR CHEESE TELL ME IS WHAT YOUR GONNA TELL US AS GOOD AS INDIVIVDUALLY WRAPPED SINGLES??" ECHOES JERRY,"...AS GOOD AS INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SINGLES??" AS THEY BOTH HAD TEARS IN THIER EYES.
DJC.."AS HE GINGERLY HANDS THE CHILD TO MARY, "YOUR CHILD APPEARS HEALTHY BUT IS COVERED IN PLAID AND HE HAS AN UNUSUAL GROWTH ON ITS MIDDLE WITH AN UNUSUAL RED SPOT WICH BLINKS ON AND OFF WHEN YOU MOVE HIM A CERTAIN WAY, AND HE HAS NO TAIL" "HE ALSO HAS THE USUAL SMELL OF LINBERG??""YOUR CHILD ALSO HAS A SERIOUS CONDITION" (MARY'S EYES WELL WITH TEARS AS SHE FAINTS FROM THE SHOCK OF SEEING HER BABY MOUSEPAD FOR THE FIRST TIME, AND FROM THE SMELL).
MARY(AS SHE IS FALLING, FAINTING TO THE FLOOR)..."BRIE, WE SHALL CALL HIM BRIE THAT'S WHAT WE SHALL CALL HIM BRIE, BRIE(VOICE GETTING SOFTER).
OH DR CHEDDAR TELL US ALREADY WHAT IS IT? DJC..."YOUR CHILD HAS A SEVERE ALLERGY TO CHEESE, SO HE WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RUN, JUMP AND PLAY IN THE PARMESIAN FIELDS FOREVER.BECAUSE WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUB AND CHEESE!!". AND BY THE WAY DID YOU OR YOUR WIFE EVER HAVE A SUDDEN ATTRACTION OR URGE TO INDULDGE IN A CERTAIN SMELLY SNACK SANDWHICH(see earlier in this post)?
..........WILL MARY EVER FIND OUT THE HORRIFYING TRUTH ABOUT BABY BRIE, WILL WE FIND OUT ABOUT THIS STRANGE SNACK OBSESSION. WILL WE ALL HERE IN MOUSEPAD LAND BE ABLE TO LIVE IN THE YELLOW SUB AND CHEESE, WILL MARY, OR JERRY??? WILL THE STENCH OF BABY BRIE BE THE END FOR OUR BELOVED MOUSEPADLAND?? WAS BABY BRIE BORN IN THE USA, BORN IN THE USA NOW!!....slight pause as the beginner of this story slaps himself back to reality in a John Cougar melonhead and Beatles moment.......
The fate of all of mousepadland and Jerry, and Mary and poor, poor baby Brie. What will become of his blinking red dot?? As we await the rest of the story.............................................