GET TURBO KITTY DECALS HERE
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After sending this to Brain, I wasn't sure what would happen.
His response was a rather plain envelope filled with
I should have requested dick pics
The Braineack posts and posts and posts and posts. And trolls and trolls and trolls and trolls harder. Actually The Braineack always trolls. Never Posts. Of course what else can you expect from a Miataturbo.net moderator? Hell those ******** don't even own a Miata! Once upon a time there was a forum filled with gays driving the gayest cars ever built. These flamboiant gays all had one thing in common. They used gay powers to force cumloads of air into the pathetic little engine. Then it all changed. The gays became straight and sold their little hairdreser of a car and those that are filled with lifetime gayness kept the slowest car known to straight men, removed the hair dryer and made the slowest ******* car slower. Nobody believed this possible. But it happened. The gayest car ever got slower. There is one, and I do mean one, as opposed to two, three, five, two thousand and five, or even sixty thousand nine hundred and ninety-six, redeaming quality with the former gays. That quality is very important. Quite possibly the most important quality any being could ever have. The love and ownership of The One True Overlord: Cats. Sometimes refered to as Kitties, Felines, TurboKitty, TruboKitty, and many, many other endearing names. If one cannot love and adore The One True Overlord, why exist at all? Trolling a forum only gets one so far with The One True Overlord, and really it doesn't get you very far at all. I mean The One True Overlord may still allow one to fetch toys, provide treats, cleanup barfed up hairballs, and even provide life sustaining warmth, at the pesky humans expense no doubt. It is because of these many, many words, how many one may never know. It's like wondering how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. That Braineack is hearby ordered, definately not asked or requested, to send midpack exactly two, that two as in the number, not to, or even too, turbo Kitty Decals post haste. Failure to comply will result in many, and by many I do mean many, posts of cute furry The One True Overlord pictures throughout the miataturbo.net forums.
I should have requested dick pics