drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
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OK so curly I guess I should supply some more details around my inability to find this thread last night.
I had a great night last night.
Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.
I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.
I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.
Does that please you curls?
I had a great night last night.
Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.
I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.
I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.
Does that please you curls?
#163
Tonight
Got raped vy two gurls snd
Snd
AND
ONE GUY
also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.
Questinskble.
Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing
Tah bitches ybaint go shot
Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
Got raped vy two gurls snd
Snd
AND
ONE GUY
also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.
Questinskble.
Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing
Tah bitches ybaint go shot
Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
#164
OK so curly I guess I should supply some more details around my inability to find this thread last night.
I had a great night last night.
Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.
I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.
I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.
Does that please you curls?
I had a great night last night.
Last night I got pretty seriously wasted. Thankfully, red bull provided me with a semi-alert safety net. I had 24 ounces. I do not do cocaine, but I have heard people do coke to sober up. Red Bull really is a decent substitute. After having the two cans I went from borderline puking to being able to walk straight and also drive home without any fucky stupid drunk driving fails.
I went out with my man-friend and lady-friend, and picked up my GF at the end of the night and went home. As was par normale, we fought most of the way home but in the end, it was a win because i violently fuckyed her. What can I say. True love.
I guess most drunken antics really aren't that impressive post facto. In short, you're just drunk. Much more impressive to have antics when sober.
Does that please you curls?
why? Because...
Tonight
Got raped vy two gurls snd
Snd
AND
ONE GUY
also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.
Questinskble.
Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing
Tah bitches ybaint go shot
Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
Got raped vy two gurls snd
Snd
AND
ONE GUY
also hsf two twleve ounce red bull and am boe quetions li sobe.
Questinskble.
Edeoce the bew miata tonight. It wad boss ad fucj. I came. I. In my garters bechs it ws so hot. Aloso took pics of my love swing
Tah bitches ybaint go shot
Also invited soviet to my vip sextion snd vottle service but he declinded. Sad
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You guys are fail. You are supposed to drink on an EMPTY stomach otherwise you waste all the alcohol.
Or
Worse, you get surprise drunk 4 hours after doing a bunch of shots because the booze finally hits your small intestine. That sucks.
Or
Worse, you get surprise drunk 4 hours after doing a bunch of shots because the booze finally hits your small intestine. That sucks.
#180
I liquor, it gets me drunk quicker!
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A good friend of mine leaves for Army basic training tomorrow.
Heres to many good times in past, and many good times to come!
Cheers friend, your gonna do great!
PS
Chesty Puller could kick Patton's ***.
__________________________________________________ ___________________________
A good friend of mine leaves for Army basic training tomorrow.
Heres to many good times in past, and many good times to come!
Cheers friend, your gonna do great!
PS
Chesty Puller could kick Patton's ***.