drunken debauchery and douchebaggery thread
10-28-2012, 10:39 PM
#367
Has been done in my 1986' Ford Bronco XLT 351W V8 in the dead of winter after getting drunk as ****, and feared I might be pranked for sleeping on the couch, or raped by the fat chick (again). I believe it was 30-36F that night, with snow on the ground. I remember waking up a couple times to turn on he truck and warm up the heater for a bit. However I did wake up as soon as the sun started peering through the mountains... I am pretty sure I was borderline legal to drive and had to work in 3 hours.
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10-29-2012, 02:17 AM
#368
Has been done in my 1986' Ford Bronco XLT 351W V8 in the dead of winter after getting drunk as ****, and feared I might be pranked for sleeping on the couch, or raped by the fat chick (again). I believe it was 30-36F that night, with snow on the ground. I remember waking up a couple times to turn on he truck and warm up the heater for a bit. However I did wake up as soon as the sun started peering through the mountains... I am pretty sure I was borderline legal to drive and had to work in 3 hours.
Follow-up on my original drunk post. Supercute chick added me on Facebook today. She began talking to me and through conversation, it was revealed that she misheard that I have GF, and the guy she was with was just a good friend. She apologized for the awkwardness. She also totally digs me. One problem: She lives in San Antonio, 210 miles away. Darn.
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11-03-2012, 11:17 PM
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I just drank the last 3/4 gallon of a horrible Rogue Dead Guy Ale clone brew kit that I made about a month ago because I needed the keg clear for 5 gallons of graff I need to get kegged and started carbonating tomorrow for next weekend. Now I'm drinking Johnny Walker Green. I really should have eaten dinner.
I'm really, really going to miss the green
I'm really, really going to miss the green
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11-04-2012, 07:06 AM
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Plenty of drinks, a little herbal treatment, and I still feel pretty, meh afterwards. **** this funk I'm in lately. Anybody ever played any "Cards Against Humanity"? ******* awesome game, especially drunk.
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11-24-2012, 01:25 AM
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went out drinkin with my sister (no pictures **** off)
said sister found second gear on the highway and i think 9000rpm+ was met
i saw god
**** you
said sister found second gear on the highway and i think 9000rpm+ was met
i saw god
**** you
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