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Old 03-01-2012, 10:02 AM
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Bros,

I was recently approached by a friend to fill out job applications for cash money, but I don't know what to charge. What's a fair price?

THANKS

PS he's looking for jobs in the legal field (recent law school grad, more money than brains)
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How many applications can there be that he needs help???
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does he need you to reload his other shotgun too?
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Ha ha


I would charge him 25% of his first paycheck amount, pretax. Payable on hire.

So if he makes $10/hr and works full time and gets paid biweekly, you would get $200 on his first day.
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Originally Posted by pusha
Bros,

I was recently approached by a friend to fill out job applications for cash money, but I don't know what to charge. What's a fair price?

THANKS

PS he's looking for jobs in the legal field (recent law school grad, more money than brains)
Also wtf kind of applications are you filling out for him? McDonalds?

If he is applying to work at firms, this method is bound to failure and future blackballing.

I sense you are serious so you both are dumby as fucky.
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yeah, idk if I want to do it. all I'm doing apparently is researching jobs that he's qualified for (like a jobber?).
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Sounds like a waste of time to me, to be honest.

You'd do better spending that time slangin' dope. Why not just do that?

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Originally Posted by Vashthestampede
Sounds like a waste of time to me, to be honest.
I'm starting to think so, too.

Originally Posted by Vashthestampede
You'd do better spending that time slangin' dope. Why not just do that?
I lack the pigment required for street-level activity.
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fill out the application form to become a wigger.
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Originally Posted by y8s
fill out the application form to become a wigger.
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That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.
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Where did he grad from? What is he looking to do?
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.
FALSE.

Pusha wears pastel colored polo shirts, khakis, and sockless boat shoes.
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
That's the first picture Pusha has yet posted which I can actually believe is of himself.
lol, Joe, you have no idea

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Where did he grad from? What is he looking to do?
He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.

Originally Posted by y8s
FALSE.

Pusha wears pastel colored polo shirts, khakis, and sockless boat shoes.
I don't wear pastels out of season, bro.

What I'm wearing right now:

White PRL OCBD
Flat-front khakis, rolled cuffs because I like flashing some ankle
Sperry Topsiders in a light brown flavor <<<NO SOCKS>>>
Matching leather belt with spinnable .357 Magnum cylinder (custom made for me in Nenana, AK)
My two-tone white gold Rolex Datejust, black face with diamonds, fluted bezel, jubilee bracelet
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I want a Dr. No style silk nehru jacket.
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I've never found Eastern clothing styles interesting.
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Originally Posted by pusha
lol, Joe, you have no idea



He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.



I don't wear pastels out of season, bro.

What I'm wearing right now:

White PRL OCBD
Flat-front khakis, rolled cuffs because I like flashing some ankle
Sperry Topsiders in a light brown flavor <<<NO SOCKS>>>
Matching leather belt with spinnable .357 Magnum cylinder (custom made for me in Nenana, AK)
My two-tone white gold Rolex Datejust, black face with diamonds, fluted bezel, jubilee bracelet
Do you have a Hawaiian shirt to go with the nickel S&W?
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no, I don't wear bullshit
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Originally Posted by pusha
He graduated from the University of Miami's music law program. So something in that field. You work at a mental health facility or something, correct? I firmly believe he'll be a patient there in the next few years.
Criminal defense. I was covering for someone that day I met up with your dad. Had just left a facility where incompetant and insane (if their conditional release is revoked) people reside. Creepiest place ever.
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