How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
#5601
Thanks, I am in a lot of ******* pain tho.
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"I met a girl at a cafe once. We talked for a few minutes but then I got a phone call and excused myself to take it. When I came back she was gone.
Went home and posted an ad on missed connections. Two days later she writes me back and we set up a date. We went out for drinks and then I raped her in the alley behind the bar, leaving her crying and bloody. Worst part is the bitch gave me herpes."
ROFL
Went home and posted an ad on missed connections. Two days later she writes me back and we set up a date. We went out for drinks and then I raped her in the alley behind the bar, leaving her crying and bloody. Worst part is the bitch gave me herpes."
ROFL
#5609
Definitely, on my ribs and shoulder.
That's ******* gross!
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That's ******* gross!
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#5615
I like Bon fires.....
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Nope. Sounds reasonable. I've gotta find something to do with my 12 days off of work. I haven't had this long to do nothing since before I started back to work when I was going to school full time.