How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
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More drama. Since I work in a secured facility, I'm barred from taking photos without permission and I do not have permission to use my phone to take photos, lol. I have an awesome new boss and he's about to kick some ***, like the daddy I never had.
Was just thinking that.
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I was having another awesome intellectual moment with my GF when we were arguing about dogs. We both think dogs are pretty dumb, but she believes they are more dumb than me. We both know dogs will eat their own ----, but my dumb bitch GF says it will drink it's own urine. I don't believe this because first of all, I've never seen a dog do this, second the dog may lap its dinger to clean it off but that's different, and thirdly (and most important) no dog is that kinky/erotic.
Yes, this is a bit of a joke, but trust me that we really had this argument in the car, lol.
Yes, this is a bit of a joke, but trust me that we really had this argument in the car, lol.
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How to kill an enemy agent:
How not to kill an enemy agent:
- Shoot him in the head
How not to kill an enemy agent:
- Leave a tarantula in his bed
- Drop a poisionous snake in his bathtub
- Attempt to drip poision into his mouth from 15 feet away
- Place him into a perilous situation (eg, handdcuffed to an atmoic bomb, locked in a runaway centrifuge, shackled to a table beneath a laser, strapped to a sabotaged othopedic table, etc) and then leave him unsupervised
- Challenge him to a fair duel
- Place him, alive but unconscious, into a situation which will result in his death if he does not awaken first
- Put him on water skis, tied to a beautiful assistant, and take him on a pleasant ride around the Caribbean
- Sharks
- Anything involving a countdown timer which can be stopped seconds before reaching zero
- Set him adrift in a doomed vessel
- Hire a visually intimidating thug to assault him in a manner which is visually interesting but does not involve shooting him in the head (biting, crushing with prosthetic arm, gymnastics, throwing hats at him, etc)
Last edited by Joe Perez; 04-17-2012 at 11:09 AM. Reason: Added more ways to not kill an enemy agent
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For whatever reason, about once a year or so I get the urge to watch the whole series in a row, starting with Dr. No, skipping over OHMSS (George Lazenby can eat a dick) and then losing interesting somewhere around Tomorrow Never Dies.
I've tried that. The response is usually "Lost. Get lost."
I've tried that. The response is usually "Lost. Get lost."
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So I was looking around jaylenosgarage.com and watched a video with him and some guy about proper torquing and bolt grades. From that I have concluded that Jay Leno knows almost nothing about actually working on cars. I'm not particularly surprised, but I figured he'd have at least a little better knowledge. Here's the link: http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/collec...ng/index.shtml
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Based on the popularity of the TV show "Mad Men", the attire of the 1960s would appear to be an idea aspirational goal.
Huh. Was no aware that they called it that.
Wouldn't Francisco Scaramanga island be more appropriate?
On a related note (james bond, shorts): I've been to James Bond Island.
Wouldn't Francisco Scaramanga island be more appropriate?