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Old 04-16-2012, 06:00 PM   #12221
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After you take photos, demand a WRITTEN apology from the guy.
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Old 04-16-2012, 06:02 PM   #12222
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miata track width: ~56"
99 SS track width: ~67"

I'd like you to video tape the reactions when they see your left tire lined up on the mark and the right tire mark a foot to the right of your right tire.
More drama. Since I work in a secured facility, I'm barred from taking photos without permission and I do not have permission to use my phone to take photos, lol. I have an awesome new boss and he's about to kick some ***, like the daddy I never had.
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miata track width: ~56"
99 SS track width: ~67"

I'd like you to video tape the reactions when they see your left tire lined up on the mark and the right tire mark a foot to the right of your right tire.
Do the Camarii have a limited-slip differential?


I'm starting to have visions of "My Cousin Vinny" here.
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Old 04-16-2012, 07:42 PM   #12224
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More drama. Since I work in a secured facility, I'm barred from taking photos without permission and I do not have permission to use my phone to take photos, lol. I have an awesome new boss and he's about to kick some ***, like the daddy I never had.
Can't you just have him watch you drive over to the tire tracks, get out and say look idiot these aren't the same size?

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I'm starting to have visions of "My Cousin Vinny" here.
Was just thinking that.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:39 PM   #12225
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Can't you just have him watch you drive over to the tire tracks, get out and say look idiot these aren't the same size?
He's not interested in the truth, he's interested in telling someone what to do and power tripping. This is what happens when you're a worthless ---- with nothing to live for.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:41 PM   #12226
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I was having another awesome intellectual moment with my GF when we were arguing about dogs. We both think dogs are pretty dumb, but she believes they are more dumb than me. We both know dogs will eat their own ----, but my dumb bitch GF says it will drink it's own urine. I don't believe this because first of all, I've never seen a dog do this, second the dog may lap its dinger to clean it off but that's different, and thirdly (and most important) no dog is that kinky/erotic.

Yes, this is a bit of a joke, but trust me that we really had this argument in the car, lol.
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:42 PM   #12227
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Is this NWS?
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Old 04-16-2012, 09:50 PM   #12228
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Perfectly WS! if your into blow up dolls/robits.

Some kinky bedtime stories always got me in the mood too.
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Old 04-16-2012, 10:05 PM   #12229
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How to kill an enemy agent:
  • Shoot him in the head

How not to kill an enemy agent:
  • Leave a tarantula in his bed
  • Drop a poisionous snake in his bathtub
  • Attempt to drip poision into his mouth from 15 feet away
  • Place him into a perilous situation (eg, handdcuffed to an atmoic bomb, locked in a runaway centrifuge, shackled to a table beneath a laser, strapped to a sabotaged othopedic table, etc) and then leave him unsupervised
  • Challenge him to a fair duel
  • Place him, alive but unconscious, into a situation which will result in his death if he does not awaken first
  • Put him on water skis, tied to a beautiful assistant, and take him on a pleasant ride around the Caribbean
  • Sharks
  • Anything involving a countdown timer which can be stopped seconds before reaching zero
  • Set him adrift in a doomed vessel
  • Hire a visually intimidating thug to assault him in a manner which is visually interesting but does not involve shooting him in the head (biting, crushing with prosthetic arm, gymnastics, throwing hats at him, etc)

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Old 04-16-2012, 10:08 PM   #12230
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James bond much?
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Old 04-16-2012, 10:39 PM   #12231
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"Perez. Joe Perez."
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Old 04-17-2012, 09:44 AM   #12232
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Is that how we tried to kill Castro?
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Old 04-17-2012, 10:53 AM   #12233
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I just saw the Discovery.
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James bond much?
For whatever reason, about once a year or so I get the urge to watch the whole series in a row, starting with Dr. No, skipping over OHMSS (George Lazenby can eat a dick) and then losing interesting somewhere around Tomorrow Never Dies.

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"Perez. Joe Perez."
I've tried that. The response is usually "Lost. Get lost."
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Old 04-17-2012, 12:15 PM   #12235
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were you wearing a hawaiian shirt?
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So I was looking around jaylenosgarage.com and watched a video with him and some guy about proper torquing and bolt grades. From that I have concluded that Jay Leno knows almost nothing about actually working on cars. I'm not particularly surprised, but I figured he'd have at least a little better knowledge. Here's the link: http://www.jaylenosgarage.com/collec...ng/index.shtml
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Old 04-17-2012, 12:38 PM   #12237
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were you wearing a hawaiian shirt?
To be fair, Bond attires himself in Hawaiian shorts when the situation calls for it.
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Old 04-17-2012, 01:19 PM   #12238
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To be fair, Bond attires himself in Hawaiian shorts when the situation calls for it.
in the 1960s... and he's also usually wearing a few women at that point.

On a related note (james bond, shorts): I've been to James Bond Island.
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Old 04-17-2012, 01:26 PM   #12239
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in the 1960s...
Based on the popularity of the TV show "Mad Men", the attire of the 1960s would appear to be an idea aspirational goal.

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On a related note (james bond, shorts): I've been to James Bond Island.
Huh. Was no aware that they called it that.

Wouldn't Francisco Scaramanga island be more appropriate?
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New high efficiency (96%+) furnace is installed. Nice to find contractors that take pride in their work.
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