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Old 06-17-2012, 07:04 PM   #12941
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you can still contract herpes and hpv while using a condom properly.

real bros just hit it raw, let it ride!!!

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If it smells like salmon, go on slammin'. If it smells like trout, pull out.

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So pusha, do you like rough sex?
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Old 06-17-2012, 07:14 PM   #12942
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bro I'm not going to detail about what I do in the sack. trade secrets.
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:48 PM   #12943
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---- my luck. Stabbed myself in the eye last night, and I figured I had a scratched cornea. Wake up today, and walk out into the sunlight and look at my white board for my door panel... yep, scratched cornea. Feels like an eye full of hot sand, and bright light ------- sucks. Sunglasses are a go! So now I sit around in the dark with my eye dripping, as well as the corresponding nostril dripping.
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Old 06-17-2012, 09:42 PM   #12944
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How much do you need to drink to stab yourself, in the eye?
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Old 06-18-2012, 10:56 AM   #12945
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Just think, one day you will meet that sweet girl who is better for you than you ever thought you would find. And you can give her herpes and cancer. And maybe she can give both to your kids with a motherly kiss.

Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."

I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:28 AM   #12946
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This is why I don't bang virgins. Not that I have something, they just scare the living shiit out of me.

Just tell her that she must have given it to you.
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Old 06-18-2012, 12:05 PM   #12947
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Would absolutely daily this car:

http://southjersey.craigslist.org/cto/3067698608.html

Credit to Jalopnik for the link, but I'm not copying their text because they are idiots.
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Old 06-18-2012, 12:09 PM   #12948
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^looks similar to another bad *** car on this forum
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Old 06-18-2012, 09:04 PM   #12949
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Just think, one day you will meet that sweet girl who is better for you than you ever thought you would find. And you can give her herpes and cancer. And maybe she can give both to your kids with a motherly kiss.

Several of my frat bro's supposedly had herpes and genital warts. I didn't screw a girl once because I suspected genital warts as I was conducting a "foreplay inspection."

I guess I was very lucky. I never targeted "easy" girls, either. I liked the challenge of disarming the sweet ones.
LOL I've dodged quite a few bullets this far, why not let it ride?

Don't want kids, "nice" girls don't like drunk mechanics with Miata's. Your argument is invalid.

@Pusha: Virgins are fun. I like biting/blood/occasional knife play, so I don't mind a bit of the red stuff.



BTW: The craigslist car is BADASS
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:31 PM   #12950
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ok so you're not normal.

goddamn it why is no one else into normal sex, casual or otherwise, anymore?
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:43 PM   #12951
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ok so you're not normal.

goddamn it why is no one else into normal sex, casual or otherwise, anymore?
There's nothing wrong with a bottle of wine, a sensual massage, and some great sex in a bed, like "normal" people.

But what's wrong with some choking, or some handcuffs? If you like hickeys, what's wrong with a little nibble, then a bite, then a crunch? If you do it right you'll bleed a little. I'm not some sort of woman hater, I like them to be rougher to me than I'm willing to be with them (it's a respect thing). It isn't like I never have "normal" sex at all.


Why does no one else want to explore their sexual boundaries, and try something else? Afraid you'll like it? And not be "normal"?
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Old 06-18-2012, 11:55 PM   #12952
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yo I draw the line at choking. there's some ---- a bro don't feel comfortable doing, ya dig?
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There's nothing wrong with a bottle of wine, a sensual massage, and some great sex in a bed, like "normal" people.

But what's wrong with some choking, or some handcuffs? If you like hickeys, what's wrong with a little nibble, then a bite, then a crunch? If you do it right you'll bleed a little. I'm not some sort of woman hater, I like them to be rougher to me than I'm willing to be with them (it's a respect thing). It isn't like I never have "normal" sex at all.


Why does no one else want to explore their sexual boundaries, and try something else? Afraid you'll like it? And not be "normal"?
Because nobody cares about your alleged sexual activities. You sound like a 12 year old who just found a stained copy of Penthouse Forum. Keep jerking off, keep nailing fatty's - we don't care, just keep it to yourself.
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So one of the ricer **** in my town just bought a 91, he came into advance and ordered all 16 lifter becuse they were ticking. I was helping another customer at the time, but I fought the tail end of the conversation but had to walk away before i laughed in his face. 16 lifters at 14 dollars a piece, just goes to show you that some people dont even bother do research a specific problem before they throw money at it.
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His time, his money.
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Old 06-19-2012, 02:08 AM   #12956
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So one of the ricer **** in my town just bought a 91, he came into advance and ordered all 16 lifter becuse they were ticking. I was helping another customer at the time, but I fought the tail end of the conversation but had to walk away before i laughed in his face. 16 lifters at 14 dollars a piece, just goes to show you that some people dont even bother do research a specific problem before they throw money at it.
Bro you work at an autoparts store? I totally understand the ricestang now.
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I feel like Vash today. First time I've felt like this at work and I really need to put my fists through some walls, or faces.
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Not that I'm asking relationship advice from you *******... but what do you guys think about relationships where the two people have a very different view of life on a fundamental level. Fundamental being religion. Do you think a relationship can work between an atheist and a pretty hardcore christian? I guess it really depends on the people and what they are willing to look past. I'm just thinking back to an ex of mine. We were polar opposites, but we never talked about it, and we worked well. Had we gotten more serious, I don't know how it would have worked though.
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have you tried to change her mind using your belt yet?
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Father’s Day might always be a tricky holiday for Woody Allen but this year was particularly awkward. Ronan Farrow, the 24-year-old son of Mia Farrow and Woody Allen, let loose yesterday tweeting, “Happy father’s day — or as they call it in my family, happy brother-in-law’s day.”
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