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Old 11-05-2012, 09:27 AM   #14961
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I've been answering phones to register people for FEMA assistance in 12-hour shifts for the last three days...this country is fucked, lol. 80-90% of the 140 calls I've taken are a waste of time.
So if I call up you can hook me up with free FEMA money right?
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:25 AM   #14962
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So if I call up you can hook me up with free FEMA money right?
Yes
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:26 AM   #14963
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Goddamn... So do you guys reserve the right to deny anyone who doesn't seem to "qualify"?

Like those jizzmunching bottom feeders begging for handouts, even with weakass attempts, will they be reimbursed or no? Or people that ruined their cars (that should be insured anyway)? That's what I want to know..


Because I'll probably grow an aneurysm out of pure, unadulterated rage if they do get money.
FEMA takes all registrations, they don't pay on everyone but it's still a huge waste of resources. There's an election in two days so I guess that matters, I've never done this function before, just wanted some OT to pay back my loan shark.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:31 AM   #14964
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Ugh... I feel bad for everyone that got ---- raped by this typhoon...

but the opportunity to be a pig disgusts me...
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:50 AM   #14965
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I got some wind and rain at my house. It bent my 24 karat gold plywood. I think total cost of replacement is 39 thousand. When can I expect my check?

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Old 11-05-2012, 11:08 AM   #14966
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I got some wind and rain at my house. It bent my 24 karat gold plywood. I think total cost of replacement is 39 thousand. When can I expect my check?
I have a printed FEMA request from Katrina, form for a guy named "Deloreon" requesting $25,000 for his damaged "hemp plants".
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:18 PM   #14967
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Be sure to use a nice, thick, Texas drawl when talking to them. Then ask them questions that belittle their claims.

"How many hours was your house completely underwater?"

"When the roof came completely off your house, did it destroy any of the neighboring houses?"

"How many feet deep was the water in the main floor of your house?"

"Were you able to locate the property where your house used to stand?"

"Yes, sir. This is the Federal Emergency Management Agency. What is your emergency?"

Ha ha h aha ha lolol


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So if I call up you can hook me up with free FEMA money right?

So this FEMA Hustler line is like a phone sex line, but instead of you paying $/minute, he pays you
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:29 PM   #14968
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even if you pay for hustler, he's paying you.
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Old 11-05-2012, 12:45 PM   #14969
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My favorite was a guy who called who makes $400k per year
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Like those jizzmunching bottom feeders begging for handouts
that's correct, it's only the illegal minorities who are on welfare.

we should let them drown amirite??????
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Old 11-05-2012, 01:28 PM   #14970
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No Y8s,everyone. Is on welfare and basically no one works. One woman who called had to count how many children she had, it was six names, she kept coming up with a total of 5. There were 4 surnames among children.
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Old 11-05-2012, 01:37 PM   #14971
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they dont need facebook in order to keep in touch with old girlfriends, they have child support checks each month...they'll never forgot.
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Old 11-05-2012, 09:34 PM   #14972
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so after much thought im keeping the miata, and planing a build... and rust repair... and a paint job...
So somebody guide me through what i need to accomplish around 300-350hp. im thinking a vvt 1.8? and obviously good forged rods and pistons, and what turbo would be good for the application.
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Old 11-05-2012, 10:48 PM   #14973
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I'm actually contemplating snagging a 1.6 out here instead of a 1.8 and building it.

Although I have no idea how difficult swapping rods and pistons is since I'm looking for ~250whp and no clue what a decent turbo for a 1.6 would be at that power level.
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:06 PM   #14974
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WTF are all these Obama/Biden "election day is tomorrow" campaign ads on MT.net?

Get that garbage out of here!!
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:17 PM   #14975
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Although I have no idea how difficult swapping rods and pistons is since I'm looking for ~250whp and no clue what a decent turbo for a 1.6 would be at that power level.
B6 and BP use the same rods. I have not personally built a bottom end for our motors, but the conclusion from the users on here is that it is super easy (I'm gonna have to do it soon myself, haha).

A decent turbo for 250whp on a BP would be a gt2560. For a B6, I'd use a gt2560.
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Old 11-05-2012, 11:20 PM   #14976
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I finally met someone from mt.net IRL. I took petrolmed for a ride in my car because he's never been in a boosted miata and he's is the process of piecing together a setup.
Hell yes, I had no idea how fun 250 whp could be in our cars Thanks again.

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YEAH I KNOW! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!
Still, who the hell is that?
I'm surprised you haven't heard of me with my massive post count and current lack of a build thread!

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so after much thought im keeping the miata, and planing a build... and rust repair... and a paint job...
While I'm here I'll leave this for you and your rust situation Rust Repair Pictorial It's the only real thing I've contributed to the site so far besides monies to members in the classifieds.
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^^^^^^
Who is this motherf**ker?








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Old 11-05-2012, 11:56 PM   #14978
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^^^^^^
Who is this motherf**ker?
Didn't we just have this conversation a few posts ago?

It's friggin' PETROLMED, dude.
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Old 11-06-2012, 12:03 AM   #14979
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH






I dont remember, and I don't want to click the previous page link.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

I dont remember, and I don't want to click the previous page link.
And so continues the cycle of my Pen2 anonymity, lol.
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