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Old 07-18-2008, 11:33 AM
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Default Naked pics of my underage daughter!

You sick sons of bitches... I expect the "views" counter to click over like my airspeed indicator on a cat-shot.

In any case, the wifes' water just broke. We're in the delivery room and the nurse says we're in for the long haul.

Thank all that is holy under the sun that this hospitol has wireless for patients! It's even faster than my home connection. I promise pics as soon as the little worm pops out... might be tomorrow though. It's our first one. I am so clueless.
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Hope it all goes smoothly.

Positive thoughts headed your way.
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Congrats Sam!
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internet addiction at its finest
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First one, eh? You'll be fine, just roll with the punches. You already have all the baby furniture (crib, changing table, etc) and the newborn diapers, rear-facing seat, etc. right? I had my first last year, and then had to leave 3 weeks later for Kuwait. It's incredible watching her grow and learn, you'll love it.

Congratulations!
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Congrats! Your life is for ever changed.
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We've got all the hardware. 2 baby showers took care of that. Navy wives live for hooking up other Navy wives with their old stuff... and with new stuff. Our entire registry at BabysR'Us was bought. I spent 2 hours in there with the zapper and hit everything that looked interesting. We got all of it. So far nothing is happening. The nurse comes in every 15minutes and I'm trying not to let my ADD get the best of me.

Again, another full round or props to the dude who hooked up the wifi in here. Only complaint is that they've blocked photobucket and some of the other major pic-sites... can't see half the **** in the EPIC PIC THREAD.
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Wow congrets bro! I cant believe its been almost 2 years since I was there. I hope all goes smooth.
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Congratulations and keep us updated on progress.

Puuush, puuush, um no wait, breeeeath, breeeeath, um no damn. "X#!/%Y* HONEY STOP TRYING TO HELP!!!" Said usually while Her head spins round and spits pea soup.

Just get her the epidural.
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Originally Posted by samnavy
We've got all the hardware. 2 baby showers took care of that. Navy wives live for hooking up other Navy wives with their old stuff... and with new stuff. Our entire registry at BabysR'Us was bought. I spent 2 hours in there with the zapper and hit everything that looked interesting. We got all of it. So far nothing is happening. The nurse comes in every 15minutes and I'm trying not to let my ADD get the best of me.

Again, another full round or props to the dude who hooked up the wifi in here. Only complaint is that they've blocked photobucket and some of the other major pic-sites... can't see half the **** in the EPIC PIC THREAD.
I do hope you create a write up samnavy style!

From conception to birth and beyond a noobs guide by samnavy
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My wife had c-sections for both our kids. Wham bam here is your baby So I'm happy to say my wife cooter was unchanged by the experience.
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Originally Posted by johndoe
internet addiction at its finest
My thought exactly, but then I just got out of the hospital Wednesday after a 6 day stay for surgery. Wireless in the hospital really helped the day go by.

Sam - Congratulations on your new Baby. The birth of a child is an emotion that cannot be accurately described, only felt.
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congrats
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Dude I want the whole samnavy style how-to wright up with FAQ.

Congrats Sam. I wish health to mother and child.
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Originally Posted by johndoe
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congratz, have fun, good luck, take some pictures of your kids fart faces!
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Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve
My thought exactly, but then I just got out of the hospital Wednesday after a 6 day stay for surgery. Wireless in the hospital really helped the day go by.

Sam - Congratulations on your new Baby. The birth of a child is an emotion that cannot be accurately described, only felt.
I'm just poking fun really. Congrats and hope all goes smoothly.
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LoL at the title change hahahah
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Originally Posted by jayc72
I do hope you create a write up samnavy style!

From conception to birth and beyond a noobs guide by samnavy
...and after he's become more confident in his fathering skills, he can advise other fatherhood n00bs to read the FAQ and not spam up their diaper-count.
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The following is actually for real. It's not a photochop:





It's part of the Haynes Family Series workshop manuals: http://www.haynes.co.uk/webapp/wcs/s...category=10152

Other titles of interest:




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One of the greatest things i've ever seen Joe.

The english can be hilarious.
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