How (and why) to Ramble on your goat sideways
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Then when they get ripe, separate the bananas from each other to slow down the process again.
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You can't win the height game. I'm 6'2" barefoot, and I look like a freak in pictures when I'm standing next to other people. Even moreso since the missus is 5'1".
I'd happily give up a couple of inches (and two shoe sizes) if I could.
I'd happily give up a couple of inches (and two shoe sizes) if I could.
I've grown up my whole life taking crap about my height. I'm 39 now and it's never bothered me...unless it's dealing with women. What a pain in the ***.
I came across my ex's profile on match a while ago, after we separated and before the divorce. Her minimum height requirement was 5'8". That pissed me off more than a little.
Oh well, **** it.
Wobbly sausage?
Hell i'm 5'8" and i've gotten the "i'm looking for someone taller" few times now on OKC. Shallow *** bitches man. You mention something about a woman's weight you're an ******* but they can talk all about **** like that and apparently it's okay.
Hell i'm 5'8" and i've gotten the "i'm looking for someone taller" few times now on OKC. Shallow *** bitches man. You mention something about a woman's weight you're an ******* but they can talk all about **** like that and apparently it's okay.
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It's better to find out if women are shallow up front instead of after you have already paid for dinner. It is really disappointing not being able to go ***** deep because they are too shallow.
So, online dating sucks, I'm finding it too much like the club scene in my 20's. It doesn't work for us short guys.
So I'm on okcupid and message this girl who lives where I used to live/my parents and brother currently live. I ask her how long she's been there, maybe we were in the same high school class. Her response? "All my life...are you really 5'4" My response? "Yup"
That'll be the last I hear from her.
So I'm on okcupid and message this girl who lives where I used to live/my parents and brother currently live. I ask her how long she's been there, maybe we were in the same high school class. Her response? "All my life...are you really 5'4" My response? "Yup"
That'll be the last I hear from her.
"You from around here?"
"Nope"
"Ok. Goodbye."
Maybe that chicken is like 6'4" and 'it's her not you?'
I don't see why people pay money for those sites and then be like, "[twirling hair] I don't think I'm ready for a relationship quite yet.[/twirling hair]" Well, you should probably stop paying $40/month to a site that's dedicated to you finding a relationship then...
OKC is free. That's why it can be fucked up like that.
Actual quote from a profile I read the other day.
This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week
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I don't know why I have an OkCupid account.
I'm not looking for anything.
It's entertainment.
I'm not looking for anything.
It's entertainment.
This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week
This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week
I remember the first time I read that thread I thought it was hilarious how long it took people to fully realize that the one guy was arguing for the incorrect number of days in a week. It was like his ignorance was so astonishing that they initially couldn't wrap their head around it.
Everyone knows that the week is Sunday to Sunday! But you don't count the day that you're on for some reason. So if it's Saturday there are 8 days in the week, but if it's Sunday there are only 7. Duh.