Is your dating forum screen name the same as here? Could be an issue...

 

No, but that reminds me to schedule my annual full-body wax.

 

just put them in a paper bag and wrap it up tight. no need to leave them outside. Also take off the little nipple wrap on the stems. exposed stems will allow them to ripen faster. You can throw some other ripe fruit in there to help speed up the process. The ethylene gas that ripening fruit gives off accelerates the process, hence keeping it all in a bag.

Then when they get ripe, separate the bananas from each other to slow down the process again.

 

Thanks for the banana knowledge.

I've seen a skunk hanging around a few times. He's my prime suspect.

 

He's just the bag man for the gorilla. That's your ringleader.

 

Respond with "thats an error i'm 6'4"" and Ask her about her weight and breast size in response.

 

You can't win the height game. I'm 6'2" barefoot, and I look like a freak in pictures when I'm standing next to other people. Even moreso since the missus is 5'1".

I'd happily give up a couple of inches (and two shoe sizes) if I could.

 

THAT's what I need to do.

I've grown up my whole life taking crap about my height. I'm 39 now and it's never bothered me...unless it's dealing with women. What a pain in the ***.

I came across my ex's profile on match a while ago, after we separated and before the divorce. Her minimum height requirement was 5'8". That pissed me off more than a little.

Oh well, **** it.

 

I'd happily take a couple inches from you.

Uh...

 

Wobbly sausage?

Hell i'm 5'8" and i've gotten the "i'm looking for someone taller" few times now on OKC. Shallow *** bitches man. You mention something about a woman's weight you're an ******* but they can talk all about **** like that and apparently it's okay.

 

That's. What. She. Said.

 

It's better to find out if women are shallow up front instead of after you have already paid for dinner. It is really disappointing not being able to go ***** deep because they are too shallow.

 

LMFAO@your question. That was often the only question I got from Texans when I lived down there.
"You from around here?"
"Nope"
"Ok. Goodbye."

Maybe that chicken is like 6'4" and 'it's her not you?'

I don't see why people pay money for those sites and then be like, "[twirling hair] I don't think I'm ready for a relationship quite yet.[/twirling hair]" Well, you should probably stop paying $40/month to a site that's dedicated to you finding a relationship then...

 

OKC is free. That's why it can be fucked up like that.

Actual quote from a profile I read the other day.


This is kinda old, but it's the funniest thing I've read in a while. How many days in a week? Two body builders argue on the internet about how many days are in the week

 

Hurts, too. If you roll like me.

 

First time I've seen that. Thanks for sharing! Halarious!

 

I remember the first time I read that thread I thought it was hilarious how long it took people to fully realize that the one guy was arguing for the incorrect number of days in a week. It was like his ignorance was so astonishing that they initially couldn't wrap their head around it.

 

Everyone knows that the week is Sunday to Sunday! But you don't count the day that you're on for some reason. So if it's Saturday there are 8 days in the week, but if it's Sunday there are only 7. Duh.

 

I'm pretty sure at one point he argued that there were 6 days in a week, and that every other day would still be 4 days a week.

 

Cricket Wireless representatives are garbage.. that is all.