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Old 07-12-2011, 06:43 PM   #2601
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I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:




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I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:
I wouldn't...I'm rather quite attached to my *********...

....Now if we're talking kidneys....
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Old 07-12-2011, 06:51 PM   #2603
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I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:
Ditto. Although that shifter looks a bit odd.
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Wish I could find more pictures of this:
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OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.
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What is the fair market value of a ********, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:22 PM   #2607
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What is the fair market value of a ********, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.
Why? because...

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I asked "what", not "why."

Are you high? I mean literally- have you ingested cocaine or any other opiates within the past hour?
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:01 PM   #2609
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OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.
Not my design or machine work. My application is still in the mail.

I like this one, though:






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Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
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Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
I wouldn't recommend screwing a ***** to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.
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Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
Chambered for her pleasure?


On the topic of loss of things down there.

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GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his ***** and threw it into the garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area.

The woman, identified as Catherine Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his ***** with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the ***** in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition.

Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's ***** and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it."

A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope.

Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail.

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Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. ******' A...
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Reattach it? **** IF they can even find it.. That guys fucked.
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"She then tossed the ***** in the garbage disposal and turned it on."
I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back.

Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.
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Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.
I don't think he's going to be getting back any hard parts.
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I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.
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I think he commonly used the backdoor
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I think he commonly used the backdoor
Thats what she said?
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