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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 05:43 PM
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I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:




Old Jul 12, 2011 | 05:48 PM
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:
I wouldn't...I'm rather quite attached to my *********...

....Now if we're talking kidneys....
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by elesjuan
I would sell my left ******** for a sunbeam tiger:
Ditto. Although that shifter looks a bit odd.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 05:53 PM
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Wish I could find more pictures of this:
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by elesjuan

OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 06:14 PM
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What is the fair market value of a ********, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 06:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
What is the fair market value of a ********, anyway?

I mean, they're not traded on any of the major commodities exchanges, I can't even find any sort of Edmunds or Hemmings-style valuation manuals for them.

If I had a Sunbeam Tiger, I expect I would want more than just one of your grapes in exchange for it.
Why? because...

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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 06:59 PM
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I asked "what", not "why."

Are you high? I mean literally- have you ingested cocaine or any other opiates within the past hour?
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:01 PM
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Originally Posted by pusha
OooOOoOOOOOoooOOoooooooOOOoOo, I'm telling.
Not my design or machine work. My application is still in the mail.

I like this one, though:
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Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:01 PM
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Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
I wouldn't recommend screwing a ***** to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
Chambered for her pleasure?


On the topic of loss of things down there.

KTLA News

9:21 a.m. PDT, July 12, 2011
GARDEN GROVE, Calif. (KTLA) -- A woman is under arrest after police say she drugged her husband, cut off his ***** and threw it into the garbage disposal.

Garden Grove police were sent to the home in the 14000 block of Flower Street around 9 p.m. Monday night after a woman called 911 for a medical emergency, according to Lt. Jeff Nightengale. When officers arrived, they found a man bleeding from the crotch area.

The woman, identified as Catherine Becker, 48, the victim's wife, had put an unknown type of poison and/or drug into her husband's food to make him sleepy, according to Nightengale. She then tied him to the bed. When he woke up, she cut off his ***** with a knife, investigators said. She then tossed the ***** in the garbage disposal and turned it on.

The victim was transported to UCI Medical Center in Irvine where he underwent emergency surgery and is listed in serious condition.

Investigators say the couple was married, but going through a divorce. The initial investigation determined that Becker made dinner for her husband. He told detectives that he thought there was something wrong with his food. He went to lie down and woke up tied to his bed. His wife then grabbed the victim's ***** and cut it off. She called 911 and told responding officers that he "deserved it."

A search warrant was served at the home and detectives found a knife and a rope.

Becker is under arrest, charged with aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning and spousal abuse. She is currently being held at the Orange County jail.

http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktl...,2758761.story
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:21 PM
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Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. ******' A...
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Those are some of the oddest-looking ****** I have ever seen.
Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
I wouldn't recommend screwing a ***** to a gun as a method of sound suppression. Try a potato if you have to use something that you might have just sitting around.


Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. ******' A...
Reattach it? **** IF they can even find it.. That guys fucked.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Gearhead_318
Poor guy, I hope they can reattach his dick. ******' A...
"She then tossed the ***** in the garbage disposal and turned it on."
I'll be honest- I'm not certain I'd want that dick back.

Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Perez
Realistically speaking, microsurgery is a bitch. The nerves are the hard part.
I don't think he's going to be getting back any hard parts.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:33 PM
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I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Tw34k
I would suspend her on top of a 30 foot pole via insertion and let gravity do its thing.
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:37 PM
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I think he commonly used the backdoor
Old Jul 12, 2011 | 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Tw34k
I think he commonly used the backdoor
Thats what she said?



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