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Old 04-20-2012, 03:33 AM   #10081
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Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:42 AM   #10082
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Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
Discrimination can be threatened to MPs, especially with nothing to warrant removal off premise... is he going to attack with a coconut or pineapple? I think not.

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Old 04-20-2012, 03:49 AM   #10083
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MP's are generally 18-22 y/o kids with M16s. They give no *****.
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Old 04-20-2012, 03:56 AM   #10084
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MP's are generally 18-22 y/o kids with M16s. They give no *****.
I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.
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Old 04-20-2012, 04:02 AM   #10085
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I bet they'd give a ---- if you asked to see their CO... one of those a holes tried pulling something on the flight line while I was on the clock, tried to tell me that because he was some sort of bullsh!t, he could be with us on the C17, he was armed somehow and wanted to take his own version of a tour on the aircraft... our SF took his *** away and later that day at the defac he was carring two ammo cans full of sand, full gear pack, and a heavy, bright *** blue furnitured M249 trainer as punishment.
Ill be honist, i';ve been drinking and I dont know 100% whats going on, I;; see you in ht emorning mut brobably not. gnihght guy wiht hot wife and mita wiht autmomatic, thats pretty gay i think. im gonna go to sleep now. ill brobably pee first though. and brush my teetgh
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Old 04-20-2012, 06:15 AM   #10086
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Ill be honist, i';ve been drinking and I dont know 100% whats going on, I;; see you in ht emorning mut brobably not. gnihght guy wiht hot wife and mita wiht autmomatic, thats pretty gay i think. im gonna go to sleep now. ill brobably pee first though. and brush my teetgh
errlooool, we b drnk bruvsers, arentmiats gehy off the loot?
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Old 04-20-2012, 08:27 AM   #10087
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Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.
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Old 04-20-2012, 12:50 PM   #10088
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Good luck getting past the MPs while wearing a dress.
A: This is California. The rumors you've heard are true.

B: Every Marine I know personally, both enlisted and officers, has a sense of humor.

C: I'm pretty sure the MPs would laugh their asses off after you explained what the coconuts were for. Remember, we don't need to get to you, we just need to visit your DI.
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:58 PM   #10089
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:11 PM   #10090
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Is that your pet?
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:12 PM   #10091
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Why won't you let us send you funny stuff? The DI's will act as if they hate you, but they'll secretly love you for being the guy that breaks the monotony of their jobs. They've got to see your ugly faces from 5am to 10pm every single day for 2 1/2 months - they don't get much family/wife time. If you entertain them - and you aren't a stuck up cokcsucker - they'll reward you in little ways.
^this is actually sorta true
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:12 PM   #10092
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Dedicated to Brainy. Or something.
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:16 PM   #10093
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Who the hell keeps an angry lynx as a housepet?!
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A: This is California. The rumors you've heard are true.

B: Every Marine I know personally, both enlisted and officers, has a sense of humor.

C: I'm pretty sure the MPs would laugh their asses off after you explained what the coconuts were for. Remember, we don't need to get to you, we just need to visit your DI.
B: True, most Marines seem to have a pretty good sense of humor.

C: DIs are not to show their sense of humor in a traditional way. If somebody makes a DI laugh, they stifle the laughter until they get to the DI hut (DIs room in the barracks), and then punish the recruit(s) for making him laugh.
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:24 PM   #10095
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Is that your pet?
I wish man.

Joe, i'm a believer that if you raise it right as a baby, it will grow up to be a good family pet just as any other cat would be.
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:32 PM   #10096
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Does marine boot came have amnesty day at the end? AF does about an hour at the end after graduation before you leave for tech school. You basically getting tell the TIŽa all the crazy crap you got away with or ways you may have cheated. Some of the funny ones are ones they'll talk about from other teams. We got almost every honors award and apparently were one of the crazier ones.
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Who the hell keeps an angry lynx as a housepet?!

WHO WOULDNT!??!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1?1?1?
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Old 04-20-2012, 02:38 PM   #10098
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Love EM.
this is a much better lynx to have around:

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Old 04-20-2012, 02:42 PM   #10099
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one breaks when you drop it, the other lands on its feet.
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lol @ wrecking your car because you're retarded. Don't counter-steer or anything.
My favorite thing was watching the G meter when he took the nose dive
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