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Old 12-11-2013, 11:36 AM   #19621
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Old 12-11-2013, 12:36 PM   #19624
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of course it is.

But i found it funny someone took to the time to PS a cow on a hood of a bimmer.

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of course it is.

But i found it funny someone took to the time to PS a cow on a hood of a bimmer.

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Old 12-11-2013, 02:46 PM   #19628
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have you actually listened to the lyrics of rappers delight? Rap was much better back then when the lyrics actually meant something:


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Have you ever went over a friends house to eat
And the food just ain't no good?
The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed,
And the chicken tastes like wood
So you try to play it off like you think you can
By saying that you're full
And then your friend says, "Mama, he's just being polite
He ain't finished, uh-uh, that's bull!"
So your heart starts pumpin' and you think of a lie
And you say that you already ate
And your friend says "Man, there's plenty of food"
So you pile some more on your plate
While the stinky food's steamin', your mind starts to dreamin'
Of the moment that it's time to leave
And then you look at your plate and your chicken's slowly rottin'
Into something that looks like cheese
Oh so you say "That's it, I gotta leave this place
I don't care what these people think,
I'm just sittin' here makin' myself nauseous
With this ugly food that stinks"
So you bust out the door while it's still closed
Still sick from the food you ate
And then you run to the store for quick relief
From a bottle of Kaopectate
And then you call your friend two weeks later
To see how he has been
And he says, "I understand about the food,
Baby Bubba, but we're still friends"
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Old 12-11-2013, 02:52 PM   #19629
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have you actually listened to the lyrics of rappers delight? Rap was much better back then when the lyrics actually meant something:
Indeed, instead we get this:

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Yeah, that particular one wasn't the pinnacle of cultured expression. The LL Cool J one I posted was pretty good for lyrical composition.



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Old 12-11-2013, 02:55 PM   #19631
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It's important to practice good hygiene
At least if you wanna run with my team
I'm bout to get into some **** that I've seen
This fool's breath ferment, so bad it'll melt your ice cream
They say don't say nothing if you can't say nice things
Sittin too close to him it burned, like my eyes sting
I try to be subtle, hand him a stick of gum
I was a victim of breath on hum
Running his yap about what sets he from
Gotta get some gum gotta get him some
He turned it down, his teeth was brown
Excruciating for him and it was a new sensation
I had to ask the dope to pass the soap
Cuz his coat had the sniff of crustaceans
Or bathrooms in a bus station
He had a can of Olde E and some raisins
Amazing... head to toe B.O
He didn't know, used to the fragrance
Just as the days went without bathing
He felt manly and not like a maiden
He had one dread, and fungus
Said he worked on peoples' toilets with plungers
Girls, not the guy you would want to tongue ya
So guys take your cue from this number

[Hook]
You gotta wash your ***, if you must
You gotta wash your hair, if you must
You gotta brush your teeth, if you must
Or else you'll be funky
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Here Steve, THIS is old school:

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Old 12-11-2013, 03:15 PM   #19633
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ding-a-ling
ding-a-ling-a-ling
Chorus:
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
Freaks of the beats dont worry
Hi town dj's be there in a hurry
You want that bomb
When all you gotta do is hit me up
On the cell phone
Jump on that motorola
Always like Cocacola
When you see Teaze
You'll want me between them knees
And you call me
I'm gonna let you jump on this bomb G
Miss thing let me see you swing
All up on the ding-a-ling
Or better yet baby dont forget
You can hit me up on the internet
Uhh, this is tha bomb
At ding-a-ling dot com
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a
ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900
ding-a-ling)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling (just gimme a
ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling (1-900
ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(that ring-a-ling-ding-a-ling that you get from this ding-a-ling)
Just gimme a call on the phone
Let a brotha know when your man gone
Cause I'll be right there with the quickness
Making #1 on my hit list
If it's major hit the pager
Guarenteed Rahming goin slay ya
Rain, shine it be working
You don't play, then I'd be jerkin'
Rump, pump it up
I know just what you want
That ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling
Aint no ding-a-ling like mine
It'd be workin' over time
Everything gonna be just fine
It wont cost you one spare dime
Come on now
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want some ding-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want some ding-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(1-900 ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(when you want ding-a-ling-ding, when you want ding-a-ling-ding)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling if you want some ding-a-ling, oh-oohh
Gimme a ring-a-ling if you want some ding-a-ling, oh-oh-oh-oh
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Ding-a-ling feeling that you get from ding-a-ling)
OH, got me some action
Boo-yeh is your reaction
Teaze be that main attraction
Ding-a-ling for your satisfaction
Dont hold back just let it go
If that's not enough then I got mo'
You can have it if you want it
Like Kimo-sabe you jump on it
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Just gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(Just gimme a ring-a-ling)
I wont hurt your feelings when I give you the ding-a-ling
(wont hurt your feelings)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(just gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
Gimme a ring-a-ling when you want some ding-a-ling
(gimme that ring-a-ling when you want that ding-a-ling)
Ding dong ding dong ding ding dong
Oooooohhhhhhh
Ding dong ding dong diiinng dong
ooooooohhhhhhh
Ding dong ding dong ding dong
oooooohhhhh
Dingg dong, oooooohhhhhhhhhh
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i probably posted this before but i love it.

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You know, band aids...

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ain't made in NJ no more.
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I sneer in snobbish pretensiousness at all of your rap lyrics.
Let’s have a discussion about bussing larval racists to
the ghetto and make them let go their carpal braces.

Bronze them, then glue them to a plaque.
Where’s the outer city? I think inner city means black.

Did you notice both black women and jewesses wore wigs?
What a coinkydink. I’ll put my hands down their pants and make my pinky stink.

I want a sista, not a shiksa. Yes, I am from a rinkydink town full of Republicrats. They take half a step forward and then they double back. They speak with a gay lilt, tilted their grey kilt, spilt on the AIDS quilt with the dregs of a keg plus eggy smeg all down the leg.

You make my karma puke. You, who refuse to disarm
a nuke. And keep printing Marmaduke.

More anger than Margaret Sanger sitting on a bloody coat hanger.

I built a Planned Parenthood out of transparent
wood and fiberglass. Cybercast from the Tigris
and Euphrates to the Khyber Pass.

Geronimo!
There’s no such thing as anonymo to the I.R.S.kimo
and things are getting worse. There was laughter after NAFTA because it can’t be reversed.

Little thought in my knot.
Ooh you make it hot.
Send a puff of steam out the ears to
make the bleeding brain grow.

Since when is shaved the norm?
I’ll take these depraved deformed enslaved conformed
wedge-letter bedwetter cuneiform. You call them hirsute? Fur’s cute. Smoothness: a trivial pursuit.

I hope your ova’s kosher like lox from Nova Scotia. Breakfast in bed. Twists in the bread. Pretzel dough model. How much does the challah cost? Grandma worshipped Quetzalcoatl and Gramps made a damn nice lampshade. They stretched his tanned flesh out like a Band-AidŽ without the sterile pad. As a feral lad, did you feel in peril, Dad?

What’s that on your beard?
A tiny ivory black power fist facial hair comb!
I’m building geodesic domes.
Calling Rick O’Casek “Homes.”

MA, ORIGAMI MAGI ROAM:

EVE

MIKA, RZA, EVIL JD. NASIR IS OSIRIS AND J-LIVE, AZ, RAKIM

CORMEGA, CAGE, MR. O.C.

I'M ANOMIE. I, MON AMI.

PLATO GOT A LP.

It’s abundantly clear. There’s profundity here.

It tickled Pickle Clowns and comics when I liberated one
of those fancy meshy office chairs and called it “Trickle-
Down Ergonomics.”
Yes, each of the all-caps lines is a palindrome.

Yes, he rhymed "Quetzalcoatl" (the feathered serpent of Mexican mythology) and "cuneiform" (the ancient form of writing, generally used on clay tablets).
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