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Though I love the idea of the school bus, wife would totally hate it.
I think she'd change here mind when she sees how much space there is on the inside. Just get the seats professionally cleaned to remove all the puke and get them reupholstered, maybe a new paint job and new speakers/radio too.
Now, this next point is very important. Open the hood and take a look at the valve cover. Do you see any symbols on it which look like any of the following?