The Tim Tebow Thread
#125
I LOLed so hard when the Steelers lost. I was on a plane last week full of Steeler fans on the way back to Denver and even the captain got on the comm and started talking trash.
'But Big Ben was hurt' blah effing blah. We lost Decker, Elvis is still not 100%, Dawkins is walking wounded, and we had a fumble at the worst possible time and lost a slam dunk interception at the best possible time.
I love my Pats, I was fan back when it was not cool to be a Pats fan. But those bastards are going down. Motivation: McD's return to NE confirms the long held theory that McD's 'coaching career' was nothing but a sabotage effort by Belechik. Who is now the most evil man in football with Al Davis, The Dark Prince himself gone.
Side note: Not since O.J. Simpson has a white Bronco attracted such attention.
'But Big Ben was hurt' blah effing blah. We lost Decker, Elvis is still not 100%, Dawkins is walking wounded, and we had a fumble at the worst possible time and lost a slam dunk interception at the best possible time.
I love my Pats, I was fan back when it was not cool to be a Pats fan. But those bastards are going down. Motivation: McD's return to NE confirms the long held theory that McD's 'coaching career' was nothing but a sabotage effort by Belechik. Who is now the most evil man in football with Al Davis, The Dark Prince himself gone.
Side note: Not since O.J. Simpson has a white Bronco attracted such attention.
#130
I LOLed so hard when the Steelers lost. I was on a plane last week full of Steeler fans on the way back to Denver and even the captain got on the comm and started talking trash.
'But Big Ben was hurt' blah effing blah. We lost Decker, Elvis is still not 100%, Dawkins is walking wounded, and we had a fumble at the worst possible time and lost a slam dunk interception at the best possible time.
I love my Pats, I was fan back when it was not cool to be a Pats fan. But those bastards are going down. Motivation: McD's return to NE confirms the long held theory that McD's 'coaching career' was nothing but a sabotage effort by Belechik. Who is now the most evil man in football with Al Davis, The Dark Prince himself gone.
Side note: Not since O.J. Simpson has a white Bronco attracted such attention.
'But Big Ben was hurt' blah effing blah. We lost Decker, Elvis is still not 100%, Dawkins is walking wounded, and we had a fumble at the worst possible time and lost a slam dunk interception at the best possible time.
I love my Pats, I was fan back when it was not cool to be a Pats fan. But those bastards are going down. Motivation: McD's return to NE confirms the long held theory that McD's 'coaching career' was nothing but a sabotage effort by Belechik. Who is now the most evil man in football with Al Davis, The Dark Prince himself gone.
Side note: Not since O.J. Simpson has a white Bronco attracted such attention.
#132
Bill Belichick definitely predicted the future when he groomed Josh McDaniels for years so McDaniels could become head coach of Denver, draft Tebow, learn Tebow's holy ways, then get fired from Denver and rejoin Belichick sharing his intimate knowledge of Tebow so they could get blown out in a divisional playoff game...
McD's role was not to learn Tebow, it more of a general hosing up of the entire team.
Good thing Daytona is coming up, its gives me an excuse to own a TV.
#133
So glad they lost last night. Now maybe this state can finally STFU about the Broncos for a few months. Even the effing legislature gets off on it: http://www.denverpost.com/legislature/ci_19724430
Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this state wants to suck Tebow's *****.
Contrary to popular belief, not everyone in this state wants to suck Tebow's *****.
#134
We're a swing state. If football annoys you, you had better stock up on aspirin and booze. It's an election year. We'll doutless get front row seats to hope, sex scandals, change, pro-choice vs pro-life, good solid family values, taxes, wars, incriminating photos, religion, babies, puppies, imigration, jobs, unemployment, soul food, hair helmets, grainy video work, signs, bumper stickers, idiots, geniuses, experts, talking heads, heads talking out their asses, fact checks, gut checks, checks, balances, dimpled chads.
We'll be begging for Dealing Doug and Shane Co commercials by the time this is over.
We'll be begging for Dealing Doug and Shane Co commercials by the time this is over.