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Old 12-06-2018, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Braineack
I wonder when meth heads will get offended by the song "All I want for Christmas are my two front teeth"..
Scott, I sent you a PM. I'm posting here because I know you check this thread more often than your PM's.
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I finally realized what the marker-eyebrow girls remind me of:

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Originally Posted by Joe Perez


So maybe i am switching to team Joe right now.

My current bartender; Courtney, is a shaved side "mohawk" haircut girl. Has your stereotypical baby blue (see the color of my NB) glasses frames. But short stature (much like me, all of 5'5"), looks like a feminine boy. Normal t-shirt with unknown band name and blue jeans. Turns out, she's a total cutie and is dating a good childhood hockey friend, (goalie, total weirdo) Johnny Mendriza. At first glance, i would not think twice about chatting her up, on second glance i would think she was a post op tranny, on third glance and light conversation it hit me; totally cool heterosexual girl who i could actually date, and who gets a nice tip(no pun).

It is a new age and i am behind the times.
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https://mashable.com/article/spotify...-artists-male/

https://www.theguardian.com/commenti...improve-myself

Man Asking Woman Why She Has Two Laptops Sparks Gender Bias Debate - LADbible

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Originally Posted by Erat
So maybe i am switching to team Joe...
... looks like a feminine boy...
Well, it looks like you successfully called Joe Perez latently gay and professed the same for yourself. Not that I'm judging, I do drive a Miata.
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Originally Posted by sixshooter
Well, it looks like you successfully called Joe Perez latently gay and professed the same for yourself. Not that I'm judging, I do drive a Miata.
I am not at all ashamed to admit I have hit on a transsexual before. You can understand why I'm cautious now, with the whole shaved head thing and all.
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Okay, taking a spare minute while waiting to meet someone I decided to look and see if there were attractive shaved side pixie cuts. Some of the girls are cute but some are androgynous or possibly dudes. I think the cute girls would probably be cute with most hairstyles.

Cute


Too much like a dude


Do not desire


Too butch


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Originally Posted by sixshooter
I think the cute girls would probably be cute with most hairstyles.
And that's the key point.

You can't make an ugly person pretty by changing their hairstyle. And I will grant you, ugly people do seem disproportionately drawn towards the undercut look.

But take a pretty girl and give her a pixie, and you add +1.

And, thus, we are once again discussing hair styling on a Miata forum.
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Pixie cut . . . Audrey Hepburn . . . that works!

Honestly, I have a difficult time moving my eyes above good cleavage. It's something I work hard at trying to do, but biology is a bitch. Rarely able to see hairstyle. Suspect women do that for other women.

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I'm attracted to legs more than breasts. I guess that's why there's two prices at the KFC drive thru for 2pc meals.
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its just trying to normalize you into asexualness.
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@Braineack, this is old news. The girl scouts are already suing the boy scouts because they're admitting girls.

See post # 2003 in this thread.
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Apparently, the contestants in the miss bum-bum contest are a bunch of asses.
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Women can't even have beauty pageants without the damn patriarchy taking over.
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I changed the thread title to "Generation Wuss and related crap" because the bad grammar in the latest title change was killing me.
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