Awesome Rod Failure Carnage (dialup beware)
02-01-2009, 10:55 PM
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But, you see, that is what makes it such a BADASS crankshaft. When it sees other cranks, it will be all like, "Hey, bitch, want some of this?! Pop any holes in any engine blocks lately?! STFU or I'll slap your pampered synthetic-lube bitch-*** through a firewall." And all the new pistons will get a look at this crank and be all like "Stay the **** away from that crankshaft. It will chew your *** up, spit you out of the block, and come back for more. I know cause it killed this other piston deader than ****. Hacked it up into little pieces. Seriously, stay the **** away from it. STAY the **** AWAY!"
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02-02-2009, 01:07 PM
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you queers need to either join my fan club and pay dues, or get off my nuts before I have to crush your skulls. Your girlfriends didn't ride for free, and don't come at me with some gay parallelism because that will just **** me off more and I'll have to eat soup out of your skulls. Seriously bro's, I did curls in the squat rack all day yesterday because I basically own the place and the gym pays me to lift there because it helps motivate the fatties and keeps the attractive women around to gawk at me...but whatever, you do not want to **** me off, final warning. I'm pretty shredded and you do not want what I'm going to deliver to people who **** me off.
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02-02-2009, 01:55 PM
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Don't mess with my crankshaft Hustler. Seriously... It will implant itself so far up your girly-man buttocks you will be checking the journal surface finishes with your tongue.
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02-02-2009, 02:23 PM
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you queers need to either join my fan club and pay dues, or get off my nuts before I have to crush your skulls. Your girlfriends didn't ride for free, and don't come at me with some gay parallelism because that will just **** me off more and I'll have to eat soup out of your skulls. Seriously bro's, I did curls in the squat rack all day yesterday because I basically own the place and the gym pays me to lift there because it helps motivate the fatties and keeps the attractive women around to gawk at me...but whatever, you do not want to **** me off, final warning. I'm pretty shredded and you do not want what I'm going to deliver to people who **** me off.
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02-11-2009, 12:23 PM
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It is official. I have the meanest stock crankshaft on MT.N. The ding on the counterbalancer was only a flesh wound. The crank is cleaned, magnafluxed, polished, balanced, and back in the rebuilt motor, ready for more carnage. My 2560 already told me it is scared of it, so I might have to get a more badass turbo.
Don't mess with my crankshaft
Don't mess with my crankshaft
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02-11-2009, 12:33 PM
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It is official. I have the meanest stock crankshaft on MT.N. The ding on the counterbalancer was only a flesh wound. The crank is cleaned, magnafluxed, polished, balanced, and back in the rebuilt motor, ready for more carnage. My 2560 already told me it is scared of it, so I might have to get a more badass turbo.
Don't mess with my crankshaft
Don't mess with my crankshaft
I completely agree 1000%. lol
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