Actually, I spent my HS afternoons beating up on fat, out of shape, big mouths like you.

Have you noticed I haven't responded to any of your weird **** since you showed me a picture of myself from back then? I said to my gf "is this ******* guy a stalker or something"? Kinda creepy.

Anytime your in my area and would like to visit my glass house, give me a ring. I'll show you how I hug and grind.

 

cool story bros.