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Old 03-01-2009, 10:22 AM
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Lightbulb thanks for the changing the thread name

I was gonna get to that eventually. In-home sexual reassignment surgery is a fairly dangerous procedure. Sex change surgeries costs thousands of dollars and people just don't want to have to pay so much money to remove some gonads. So there is a very inexpensive way to get the man-gina you've always dreamed of.

Step 1.) Pick up an anatomy book(the ones that have lots of vag pics)
Step 2.) Befriend a med student or Biochem major, to get some Diethyl Ether.
Step 3.) Go to a hardware store to buy some towels, scissors, exacto knives, saline solution, rubbing alcohol, syringes, clamps(different sizes), and zip ties, gloves, and lots of kleenex.
Step 4.) Befriend a med-student, give him/her about hundred dollars, and some lunch money to sedate you and remove the parts of your choice. Vaginas come in very popular styles like, multifolded, ultra wrinkly, ******* penile-vag combo(for those who like self-*******), Eunuch(those that want to be angels) and the "multi-hole WTF it looks nothing like any human vagina I've ever seen!". Those are very popular today with the slowing economy and posting themselves on makeshift **** sites.

Step 5.) Give time to heal. Wear diaper to prevent bleeding all over the ground, and then give it a spin... post self in Criaigslist and wait for the calls to start rolling in.

Congratulations: You are officially a She-man, *******, trans... whatever you like to be called.
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Old 03-01-2009, 01:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata
I was gonna get to that eventually. In-home sexual reassignment surgery is a fairly dangerous procedure. Sex change surgeries costs thousands of dollars and people just don't want to have to pay so much money to remove some gonads. So there is a very inexpensive way to get the man-gina you've always dreamed of.

Step 1.) Pick up an anatomy book(the ones that have lots of vag pics)
Step 2.) Befriend a med student or Biochem major, to get some Diethyl Ether.
Step 3.) Go to a hardware store to buy some towels, scissors, exacto knives, saline solution, rubbing alcohol, syringes, clamps(different sizes), and zip ties, gloves, and lots of kleenex.
Step 4.) Befriend a med-student, give him/her about hundred dollars, and some lunch money to sedate you and remove the parts of your choice. Vaginas come in very popular styles like, multifolded, ultra wrinkly, ******* penile-vag combo(for those who like self-*******), Eunuch(those that want to be angels) and the "multi-hole WTF it looks nothing like any human vagina I've ever seen!". Those are very popular today with the slowing economy and posting themselves on makeshift **** sites.

Step 5.) Give time to heal. Wear diaper to prevent bleeding all over the ground, and then give it a spin... post self in Criaigslist and wait for the calls to start rolling in.

Congratulations: You are officially a She-man, *******, trans... whatever you like to be called.

honestly.. what the **** is wrong with you........ and how did u grow up 5 years in one you still haven't answered that???
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Old 03-01-2009, 03:02 PM
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Default hey it's all fun and games man.

I joined last year. I used a Username that I have used for the past 5 years for this site as well, because my memory is shot. I have trouble remembering things. So I didn't grow up 5 years in 1 year or some crazy mess like that. I know most people use the same username/password for everything they use. (email, accounts, etc) My original thread before admin changed it was (How to change Username)... not How to Change Sexual Orientation...
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Old 03-01-2009, 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata
I joined last year. I am a queer and need a V8 to emasculate me
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lol sure kiddo...
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Old 03-02-2009, 12:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata
My original thread before admin changed it was (How to change Username)... not How to Change Sexual Orientation...
You mean someone changed the title of the thread? I don't believe you, that's never happened before here.
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My god, Magnamx-5. I don't need to emasculate myself. Perhaps you'll grow out of that teenage streetfighter obsession. It's doesn't matter what displacement or how many cylinders, or if it's rotary or diesel. Ls1 motors/tranny are inexpensive!, NA Miatas are inexpensive, the conversion kit with new front subframe/rails, tranny crossmember, steering rack mounts, rear axle and driveshaft for under 5k. My turbo, stock internals B6P 1.6 < LS1 5.7 stock internals. There are options to cut the firewall and move the motor back some if you're worried about 50-50 weight distribution. There are also **** ton of parts for LS1. I love the stiff/lightweight chassis of the NA, now combine a beasty engine like the LS1 and you got yourself a 12 second car that can still lateral grip close to a G.
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Originally Posted by Future_Ls1_Miata
My god, Magnamx-5. I don't need to emasculate myself. Perhaps you'll grow out of that teenage streetfighter obsession. It's doesn't matter what displacement or how many cylinders, or if it's rotary or diesel. Ls1 motors/tranny are inexpensive!, NA Miatas are inexpensive, the conversion kit with new front subframe/rails, tranny crossmember, steering rack mounts, rear axle and driveshaft for under 5k. My turbo, stock internals B6P 1.6 < LS1 5.7 stock internals. There are options to cut the firewall and move the motor back some if you're worried about 50-50 weight distribution. There are also **** ton of parts for LS1. I love the stiff/lightweight chassis of the NA, now combine a beasty engine like the LS1 and you got yourself a 12 second car that can still lateral grip close to a G.
damn u are awefull defensive on your decision.
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Is there a button somewhere to nominate this for a "best of Miataturbo.net" area?
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Originally Posted by Aricjm15
Is there a button somewhere to nominate this for a "best of Miataturbo.net" area?
It shall be enshrined as all my countless threads are man. Be sure to do a search for ricanmiatas stolen oil to.
https://www.miataturbo.net/forum/t4880/
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