Yeah, I did have the hood safety wired while popped.

A few years ago I was doing a valve job on this pos dodge truck at work and after completion I closed the hood and went home for the night. Come back in the next morning and took it out for a test drive first thing. Got two blocks into the neighborhood and that ****** flies up on me. It was like slow motion, I saw it happening couldn't do **** about it. Luckily those rams have those clock spring props that were strong enough to hold it from smashing the windshield and there was no damage.

No need for coffee that morning.

And hustler, the only way you'd ever get an apology out of me is if you walked in on me banging your sister while your mom was video taping it and I accidently blasted you in the eye on the pull out.

I'd feel pretty shitty about that.

-Flounder

 

Oh ****, trying to e-thug a true OG e-thug.

 

You're a ******* idiot. I've helped you with bullshit questions and spoon-fed you a few times. Just and FYI, when I was in college, I went to a dude's apartment building with a friend and just hit all the buttons until someone let me in, and then we went up to his apartment and my friend knocked on the door, so when he looked through the peephole he didn't see me because he knew I was looking for him. Dude opened the door in his boxers looking half asleep and i threw a running super power punch that knocked him on his back and then beat the living **** out of him until he was covered in his own blood. During this, my friend walked over to the dude's roommate who stood up from where he was sitting on the couch (watching back to the future) and cold clocked him back on the couch and held him down til I was done then we bounced, but on the way out the roommate tried to grab my friend's ankle and got a swift kick to the dome. mwuhahahahah.

 

You forgot the part about forced entry and rectal prolapse.

 

...and the midget door man wearing nothing but a cockring and a fez.

 

Holy ****....popping the hood is teh new ****. I think you need to copyright that before and of the automakers catch on. Oh wait...Toyota done stole your idea on the LF-A...better take action...son.

 

You got the blow though, right?