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Old 03-01-2010, 01:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Steiny
All of you need **** SMACKED, because aparently you have nothing better to do.
If I didnt know any better, coming on to this site would be the highlight of everyones day to give some guy **** about a serious question. I was just looking for some input as to what all would be needed. Or if there was possibly a build thread out there that i could refrence to. Or maybe even a kit that would keep me from getting on here every night annoying the **** out of everyone asking questions that have most likely been answered somewhere else on this forum. So if anyone has the hair on their sack to find a build thread that i could refrence to i'd appreciate it and i'll get out of your hair! Sounds like a fair deal to me.
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Originally Posted by Steiny
So if anyone has the hair on their sack to find a build thread that i could refrence to i'd appreciate it and i'll get out of your hair! Sounds like a fair deal to me.
I'm not gonna lie skittles, when I first got this Miata back 2 yrs ago I reaaalllly wanted to do a rotary swap. Within 3 days of online research I decided it would take more time, money and effort than it's worth...and also discovered how incredibly easy it would be to turbocharge the existing powerplant and achieve similar (or better) results with much less money, and in much less time.

Look for the successful swaps, and gauge the results to see if it's worth it.

I'll throw you a cookie, there's a guy on clubroadster.net with a n/a one called the noisebomb or something stupid. It has IRTBs, probably something else you're convinced is worth the effort.
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Originally Posted by Steiny
All of you need **** SMACKED, because aparently you have nothing better to do.
If I didnt know any better, coming on to this site would be the highlight of everyones day to give some guy **** about a serious question. I was just looking for some input as to what all would be needed. Or if there was possibly a build thread out there that i could refrence to. Or maybe even a kit that would keep me from getting on here every night annoying the **** out of everyone asking questions that have most likely been answered somewhere else on this forum. So if anyone has the hair on their sack to find a build thread that i could refrence to i'd appreciate it and i'll get out of your hair! Sounds like a fair deal to me.
WOW..easy there buddy, sounds like I missed some kind of a party somewhere...I was just looking for some advice on my dream swap of 32 chainsaw motors (although I have been getting a bit crazy lately and thinking of the possibility of thirty FOUR chainsaws.)

Filter the **** out of your cherrios and help a homey out (you don't have an old Stihl chainsaw sitting around by chance do you? I got outbid on a buddies saw I was gonna buy by $.42 and a snickers, ********.

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As for you, I have yet to receive a PM, I'm waiting, I needz stealies.
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:39 PM
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Sorry... I was Googling something. Send now.
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
It has IRTBs, probably something else you're convinced is worth the effort.
Hey there, "skittles", don't you be coming into MY build thread and **** talking IRTB's, imma have 32 of them bitches under the hood soon (maybe 34)
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
I got outbid on a buddies saw I was gonna by by $.42 and a snickers, ********.

Hey fagbreath, does this look like miata2stroke.net to you?
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V8ChainsawMiata.net?
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:42 PM
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Subscribed... I wanna see my steelies in action!
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Here:

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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
Hey there, "skittles", don't you be coming into MY build thread and **** talking IRTB's, imma have 32 of them bitches under the hood soon (maybe 34)
Listen here mother ******, if you knew how to use a damn search engine for anything more than your furry fandom fetish you'd know that no kit out there accomodates 32 chainsaw engines, much less 34. You can only put four per wheel before you're looking at custom shared driveshafts.

Besides, what kind of ECU will control the 4wd traction control with that many motors? 16bit controller...duh!
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Old 03-01-2010, 01:45 PM
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I heard they sell a swap kit for this... Do it and post up a DIY How To!

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Old 03-01-2010, 01:51 PM
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Originally Posted by gospeed81
Hey fagbreath, does this look like miata2stroke.net to you?
I thought all miata sites (and owners) were about two STROKIN if you know what I mean...?

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Subscribed... I wanna see my steelies in action!
Got your PM, haven't opened it, you will receive a reply shortly.

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Get the **** outta here with that rotary bullshit, this is the Stihl swap thread.

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Besides, what kind of ECU will control the 4wd traction control with that many motors? 16bit controller...duh!
Hey dumbass, when was the last time you saw a chainsaw with an ECU? Clearly this is the best part about my plan, no engine management to worry about, all carbs/IRTB's
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
Get the **** outta here with that rotary bullshit, this is the Stihl swap thread.

Hey you ***-snorer-teddy bear-humping-dumb-son of a bitch.... SHUT THE **** UP... I have enough proof here to sue all you ************* so dont **** with me. I'll make you put your own dick your *** (after steiny pleases himself with it of course)
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Don't forget to remove that rotary engine up there...
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Originally Posted by buffon01
Hey you ***-snorer-teddy bear-humping-dumb-son of a bitch.... SHUT THE **** UP... I have enough proof here to sue all you ************* so dont **** with me. I'll make you put your own dick your *** (after steiny pleases himself with it of course)
Wow dude, that's pretty harsh. Whatcha gonna sue me for anyway?

***. What's so special about putting my own dick in my ***, I DO drive a Miata after all.
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
Wow dude, that's pretty harsh. Whatcha gonna sue me for anyway?

***. What's so special about putting my own dick in my ***, I DO drive a Miata after all.
I'll get back to you in a few.....
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Originally Posted by buffon01
I'll make you put your own dick your *** (after steiny pleases himself with it of course)
A little boy and his father go out fishing. The father cracks open a beer and the son says : "Hey, can I have some of that?"

The father replys: "Can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your ***?"

Son:"No"

Father:"When you get older and you can, then you can have a beer"

A little while later, the father lights up a smoke.
Son:"What about letting me try a cigarette?"

Father:"Can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your *** yet?"

Son:"No, not yet"

Father:"Same deal as the beer son, get back to me when you can."

Son:"Oh alright."

Just as they were getting ready to pack up for the day, the son gets hungry, and pulls out some cookies he had packed and starts to snack on them.

Father:"Hey boy, hows about letting me have one of those cookies?"

Son:"Well dad, can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your ***?"

Father:"As a matter of fact, I can"

Son:"Well then go **** yourself, these are my cookies"



OP - You will certainly need custom motor mounts, and probably a custom gear box. I suggest trying to windo-weld the mounts, and JBweld a motorcycle gearbox onto the end.
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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski
A little boy and his father go out fishing. The father cracks open a beer and the son says : "Hey, can I have some of that?"

The father replys: "Can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your ***?"

Son:"No"

Father:"When you get older and you can, then you can have a beer"

A little while later, the father lights up a smoke.
Son:"What about letting me try a cigarette?"

Father:"Can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your *** yet?"

Son:"No, not yet"

Father:"Same deal as the beer son, get back to me when you can."

Son:"Oh alright."

Just as they were getting ready to pack up for the day, the son gets hungry, and pulls out some cookies he had packed and starts to snack on them.

Father:"Hey boy, hows about letting me have one of those cookies?"

Son:"Well dad, can you touch the tip of your dick to the back of your ***?"

Father:"As a matter of fact, I can"

Son:"Well then go **** yourself, these are my cookies"



OP - You will certainly need custom motor mounts, and probably a custom gear box. I suggest trying to windo-weld the mounts, and JBweld a motorcycle gearbox onto the end.
Hey cupcake...how long did it take you to write a transcript of you and your son's outing last weekend?

Thanks for the motorcycle gearbox idea though...those are the ideas that keep me coming back here.
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Originally Posted by KPLAFIN
Hey cupcake...how long did it take you to write a transcript of you and your son's outing last weekend?
Actually, it was your son


Thanks for the motorcycle gearbox idea though...those are the ideas that keep me coming back here.
You are most welcome.
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Old 03-01-2010, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Jeff_Ciesielski
Actually, it was your son
I was wondering where that little ****** got off to with my Samoas.

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You are most welcome.
You sound like a ***....oh wait.
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