carbartcar

Ya thats a lil closer, have to congrats chico on pinpointing my overseas heritage maybe due to hangin w dude friends. Lol
But really maybe is time stop mixing the coctails so much and keep in mind fun and jokes put aside what forums are here for

18psi

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They are not here for you to insult the entire community by spamming the forum with your tub of flaming diarrheal abortion of a car and then get your banana hammock in a wad because we think your car is terrible and you've got a pie's worth of IQ in your brain. Move along, don't make us take this to the next level. Banning you is the easy way, there's much more creative ways to **** in your cheerios. Adios chica

Joe Perez

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Were it not for the fact that my sig is already pretty full, I'd add this quote to it.

carbartcar

Ohhh now i am trully scared...now you got support from bad 18psi (u guys crack me up)by way you do anything else like go out in public? Might need have gotten more spankin from your parent seem like
Cheers

Joe Perez

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This guy really has no idea, does he?...



I realize that you're new here, so I'll fill you in a little bit on the history of the MiataTurbo.net forum.

We started out, many years ago, as a splinter group from a different Miata forum. Largely because we were tired of the moderator staff at that other forum enforcing a "don't say mean things to people" rule and constantly wrist-slapping us for making fun of intellectually-challenged people with terrible cars. Most of us who have been around MT since the beginning have gotten banned from the other forum multiple times, if not permanently. It's kind of a badge of pride.

Thus, in a very real sense, mocking you (and people like you) is precisely what MT is "for," It's our unsafe-space, so to speak.

And you still haven't answered my question about the pie thing.

Joe Perez

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I have a sudden craving for pancakes, now that I think about it.

carbartcar

And no one spamming anything
all was posted is a link that was instantly removed u potato head I not one took time copy and post the copyright images here Einstein

Scaxx

So much word salad

Joe Perez

iTrader: (8)

Ok, fine... I'll play this game your way.

(Deep breath. I put on my robe and wizard hat.)


CarBart, if you were my kid I'd un-make you for being such a retard.

I’d do it at night, under the cover of darkness, with no one but the alligators to bear witness. Your body would never be found, for there would be nothing to find. Carefully butchered into chunks no larger than my hand, you would simply pass through the tremendous digestive system of the great lizards, and emerge from the other end as a soft, semi-gelatinous mass devoid of recognizable bones, teeth, or any other identifiable parts.

The next day at breakfast, as I sat hungrily devouring a stack of buckwheat pancakes, your mother would turn to me and say “Honey, have you seen our son this morning?”

At that moment, I would take her. Right there on the kitchen table before the open window, I would thrust myself deeply into her, ignoring the prying eyes of our neighbors and the barking of the dogs as plates and utensils rain down from the table like Triple-A shrapnel over Dresden. Each time I exploded into her, I would pause to allow her a moment’s recomposure before beginning my tremendous assault anew with redoubled ferocity. Despite her screams and wailing, my back and shoulders raw as hamburger torn by her fingernails, I would not falter but continue to have my way like an unstoppable machine fueled by hate and lust.

Finally, after three or four hours, I would at last withdraw, not because I am exhausted, but because it is clear that she finally can stand no more of this assault and live. As the dogs lapped up our sweat and bodily fluids, I would look deeply into your mother’s bloodshot eyes as she wept with joy and ecstasy, and say “Those were some damn fine pancakes.”

carbartcar

Gracias 4 the history and all best w your pancakes and co-creators of this unsafeplace where you feel safe making others feel unsafe. Hv no time see how many members in you totalitarian space that make you feel in control just rememba wht goes around comes around and might bite you in the kulito. Pie

thebeerbaron

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Oh man, please don't ban carbartcar!

This reminds me of the good old days of mt.net, gloves off, pies baked in the flames of the gurus.

Techsalvager? I haven't heard that name in ages, but it brings back fond memories.

Having been born and raised in western Connecticut, I can tell you that I've never heard of calling someone a pie as an insult. Maybe it's an eastern Connecticut thing? Those Boston wanna-bees are a f'd up.

18psi

iTrader: (76)

I literally pictured you this way, reading the below post in a fireplace and candle lit room.

thebeerbaron

iTrader: (1)

This is not a wide body kit. It's the Miata equivalent of: