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Old 10-15-2009, 03:00 AM   #21
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crashnscar,

I do plan on enjoying my stay here, an a**hole like you isn't going to ruin it for me, there's too much good information and I'm ready to learn.

Thanks for hijacking my thread to show off what a ******** you are.
Quit being such a ------ and accept the fact that "Pika!" Pikachu cheered, running into the back of the room. He found a corner,

farthest from the door, and sat down behind a few boxes. He then proceded to

rub his lower belly, and pant slowly.

"Pika-Pi!" he moaned. Soon, a small yellow rod, poked out of his fur, and stood

up on end. Pikachu was masturbating and thinking of hot Pokemon he had

seen along his journey. His dick started to grow fast, and started getting

thicker. Soon, Pikachu was in heaven, stroking his staff, with great force.

"PIKACHU!" he shouted.

Meanwhile, Bulbasaur was busy, poking his head into each door and taking

looks inside, but not going in. He then stumbled upon the room that Pikachu

had found. The door had only been closed to an inch, so Bulbasaur only had to

nudge it, and he was in. He could hear moaning, coming from somewhere

inside.

"Bulba?" he pondered. He walked into the room and went to the back, he

looked around and soon came across Pikachu, hugging his dick, in his arms.

"Bulba!"

"Pika!"

They stood still for a short second, before Pikachu scrambled to hide his *****.

Bulbasaur stood still for a second, and then looked behind him, to see if

anyone could see them. Since noone was around, he turned back to Pikachu,

and then let his vines out. He guided his vines over to Pikachu, who noticed the

vines and stood frozen for a minute. Bulbasaur let his vines grab hold of

Pikachu's dick, and started to rub it up and down.

"Pika!" Pikachu yelled, but became quiet, when he noticed how great it felt.

Bulbasaur crept closer to Pikachu and then let go of his ***** with his vines,

and then gave it a lick.

"Pika...," Pikachu moaned, closing his eyes. Bulbasaur then continued to lick

Pikachu's dick, and then he put it into his mouth and sucked on it. Pikachu

moaned louder and soon he began to lick his lips.

"Pika!"

"Bulba!"

Ash, after seein almost all the rooms on the top floors, came down to the

bottom floor and noticed that he haden't seen any of the rooms, downstairs yet.

He went through all the rooms, and quickly became bored woth them. He then

had only one more room to check out. The Storage room, in which Pikachu and

Bulbasaur, had gone into. Then, Ash could hear faint moans, coming from

inside the room. He walked up to the door and listened.

"Sounds like Pikachu and Bulbasaur!" Ash said, pushing the door, wide open.

He looked around, but didn't see anything. He walked along all the rows of

shelves and soon came to the back of the room. He looked one way and then

the other. He then saw Pikachu and Bulbasaur. Ash gasped at what he saw.

Pkachu was up on Bulbasaurs small back, with his dick inside his ***.

Pikachu was moving fast, in and out, with his dick, and moaned with each

thrust. Bulbasaur was enjoying this, and was moaning also. Then, Bulbasaur

brought out his vines again, and so as to not let Pikachu out of the fun of being

screwed, guided his vines around to the back of them. He then proceded to

bring the two vines together, and form one. Then, he moved towards Pikachu's

***, and slipped his vines inside.

"Pika!" Pikachu wailed, feeling the vines penetrate his hole. Pikachu continued

his screwing of Bulbasaur and Bulbasaur began his pumping of Pikachu. Ash

stood in amazment, watching the two Pokemon **** each other.

"Pikachu? Bulbasaur?" Ash called to them. The two Pokemon, stopped their

bouncing, and looked up in shock.

"Pikachu...that's awesome!" Ash laughed, "can I join in?"

"Pika!" Pikachu gasped, shocked to hear what Ash just said.

"Well, can I?"

Pikachu looked at Bulbasaur, and then back at Ash. Pikachu nodded, and Ash

laughed. Ash went to close and lock the door, he then stripped down, and

began to masterbate. His dick quickly began erect, then he got down on his

knees. Bulbasaur took away his vines and watched Ash.

"Get ready, Pikachu!" Ash said, holding onto Pikachu's ***, "you are about to

experience a human dick inside you."

Ash guided his dick and touched Pikachu's *******. Pikachu groaned, but let

Ash do his thing. Ash rammed hard into Pikachu, and they both let out a cry.

Ash then wasted no time, pounding Pikachu, and thrusted in and out, with

strong power. Bulbasaur then moved his vines further, and behind everyone,

once again. He then did the same thing, that he had done to Pikachu. He

curled his vines up into one, and formed one. He charged hard into Ash's ***,

and made Ash cry out. The vines moved in and out, and made Ash cringe.

Pikachu continued his bounce inside bulbasur, moaning and crying all the way.

Ash banged Pikachu with angry lust. All of them cried out with pleasure, and

rammed each other till their holes started getting red.

"Oh...Pikachu!" Ash cried. Ash pulled his dick out of Pikachu and started

working himself over. Pikachu got off Bulbasaur, and turned to face Ash. Ash

kept thrusting his dick till he came. Big shots of juice, exploded from Ash, and

soaked Pikachu. Pikachu opened his mouth and drank all he could. Bulbasaur

got some of it too.

After they were all done, Ash and the two Pokemon, left the storage room, and

found the others.

"So, did you guys enhoy the house?" May asked.

"Oh, yeah!" Ash laughed, "we enjoyed alot more then you guys, ever could."

Pikachu and Bulbasaur laughed along with Ash. The others didn't know what

they were talking about. Dinner came, and then bedtime.

Ash, Pikachu, and Bulbasaur shared a room, and slept together, while the

others were, in their own rooms.

All through the night, the three, kissed and held each other, but didn' get it on,

like in the storage room. They knew, they would have plenty of time for it, later

on in their journey.

THE END
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Old 10-15-2009, 03:21 AM   #22
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^^Trying too hard.

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^^Trying too hard.

Welcome!
This is his feeble attempt to make up for needlessly shitting all over another vender, I'm quite ok with my post.
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Old 10-15-2009, 04:29 AM   #24
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Sorry, but you're wrong, if you had taken the time to look at his site, you'd have seen that there is a link to ImportTuner magazine's website, they did a review/test, because of just that kind of thinking. Their testing did show reduced underhood air temps, both while standing still and at speed. And yes, you could comb through Ace and get the parts for $6, plus tax, plus you're time trying to make it work. Less than $4, that's a big savings.
your a freaken moron. GTFO.

also miataroadster.com is fail. DO NOT EVER BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM!
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Old 10-15-2009, 09:57 AM   #26
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Sorry, but you're wrong, if you had taken the time to look at his site, you'd have seen that there is a link to ImportTuner magazine's website, they did a review/test, because of just that kind of thinking. Their testing did show reduced underhood air temps, both while standing still and at speed. And yes, you could comb through Ace and get the parts for $6, plus tax, plus you're time trying to make it work. Less than $4, that's a big savings.
Uh huh. Tell me, because it lowers intake temps by 13.5*, that's it right? The only variable to consider? How about underhood pressure at highway speeds? Track speeds? What was its effect on CLT? How about toward the end of a 20-minute track session, CLT hotter or cooler?

As for combing through ACE, please dude. Unbolt a hood nut, take it into the store. Get a threaded spacer and a bolt in the same thread. Done. I did it a few years ago when I was a bit more of a ricer than I profess to be now. If walking into a store and buying a handful of hardware seems too difficult, Miataturbo.net isn't for you. There are other sites out there to cater to the checkbook racers.

As for ripping on a vendor, I'm not doing that. As I stated, I've supported this vendor, and I agree with the OP that they offer some unique products. When a vendor here offers a product that doesn't seem to fit with good sense, we call them on it. We don't protect them no matter what like other sites might do, and IMHO it's much better this way. You know then, that if a company is a vendor here, they have passed the litmus test.

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Old 10-15-2009, 10:13 AM   #27
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Cool story Hanzel!
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Old 10-15-2009, 10:26 AM   #28
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you're a ******* idiot. You better pray to god that I don't go "Lawnmower Man" on your *** and come through the computer and **** up your life. Quit posting your horse-**** here and I might not whip your *** like a bitch.
Its good to see that your back to your E-thuging again.
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your a freaken moron. GTFO.

also miataroadster.com is fail. DO NOT EVER BUY ANYTHING FROM THEM!
Why is MiataRoadster fail? I have bought plenty of stuff from Bill and its always a good price and ships on time. I think you are talking out of your *** on this one. Only bad experience was a back order WB wheel hub. They offer a lot of good products that you can't find in other places. Good site even if they do sell a hood lift kit. It's not their fault people are stupid enough to buy them, its money in their pocket and thats the name of the game.
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:12 AM   #31
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miataroadster sold me some expensive shim under lifters. yay miataroadster!
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Somehow I feel like the OP is a robot working for mroadster.
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Old 10-15-2009, 11:25 AM   #33
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i hate to pee in your haterade, cuz it was pretty awesome. but my hood is spaced and for sure it lowers temps at a standstill, and also did a smoke test at 70mph and air does come out of there (and flowed over my winshield without a problem. maybe it's because of my frt. splitter, or the fact that at the track my turn signals are out, but it did work. i don't know what happens at 100mph, but my car never got hot at the track and it still doesn't. to me, if it saves me from replacing my harness or harness clips for a little while longer it was worth $3 in bolts and washers.

okay, back to the scheduled program already in progress!
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After fail^ lolol
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i hate to pee in your haterade, cuz it was pretty awesome. but my hood is spaced and for sure it lowers temps at a standstill, and also did a smoke test at 70mph and air does come out of there (and flowed over my winshield without a problem. maybe it's because of my frt. splitter, or the fact that at the track my turn signals are out, but it did work. i don't know what happens at 100mph, but my car never got hot at the track and it still doesn't. to me, if it saves me from replacing my harness or harness clips for a little while longer it was worth $3 in bolts and washers.

okay, back to the scheduled program already in progress!
and you're certain that it cools more effectively with the riser rather than when sealed?
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I've had so many bad experiences with vendors lately that it's great to hear that someone still understands customer service. If more people posted reviews like this I could have avoided a lot of the issues I've run into.
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I recently had a good expeirence with the vendor in the break room. It gave me a nice refreshing Mountain Dew.
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I recently had a good expeirence with the vendor in the break room. It gave me a nice refreshing Mountain Dew.

you should start a new thread about it like Mad Men II.
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Maybe then we could get another entertaining story from hustler...
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wtf is this clubroadster????
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