Figured I would give you guys something to laugh about.

This weekend I took the miata out for a cruise. It being almost 90* here in Texas saturday evening it was a perfect day to drop the top and cruise around town. I decided to pickup a buddy and we got on the topic of turbos. We rolled up to the square in town where it was a very crowded day for shoppers. As we were talking about turbos my buddy couldn't finish his sentence, and the reason being is because we were talking about shaft play. I feel it has been one of the most awkward situations I have ever been in. 2 dudes in a topless miata talking about shaft play just shouldn't ever be considered!

I felt this was a good little laugh, what memories do you guys have about awkward conversations while in your miata?

 

Try getting homosexual oral sex with the top down... Not that I've ever tried it, but I've heard stories.

 

If it was dark it may not be so bad, when you find out, well I really don't want to know.

 

two dudes in a miata with the top down is already pretty questioning

 

It was awkward I must say, I took the top off so I could blow out the dust/grass since it has been sitting awhile so I just rolled with it lol

 

You are obviously queer. PM ME RIGHT NOW!!!

 

I have talked about shaft play to much these past few days lol maybe another day Trey!

 

The same thing happens when you and a friend are talking about blow off valves in a crowded area.

 

My friend likes to ride passenger with me, put the top down, and blast lady gaga.

My sexuality and/or virginity may or may not be questionable.

 

I go with George Michael or MC Hammer.

 

I am now making a mix CD of those and Milli Vanilli to ---- with people. Greatest idea evar, Brainy.

 

My girlfriend (no, really, what? Stop looking at me that way.) says that all automotive nomenclature had to be dreamt up by men.
All these shafts, heads, rear-ends, *****, rods, cranks, trannies, strokers, nuts, screws, suck, squeeze, bang, blow, it just goes on & on...

None of which should be discussed whilst in a Miata without uttering the following phrase: 'Wait, are we still talking about cars?'

I've driven Miatas. If that makes me ghey, well then, I embrace teh ghey...

 

Miata owners are ghey!!!!

 

Gayer than teh gayzorz mountains, where everyone is gay.

 

I'm thinking of getting a CD with "It's raining men" to blast when people question my sexuality/choice of car.

 

I see you are from Quebec....probably not the best idea unless you REALLY want some male companionship.

 

"I've been polishing my ****. Want to touch it?"

 

As a joke I actually sung this song, but I wasn't joking

 

A buddy of mine drove up to an intersection (montrosse for those of you in Houston) were a ghey pride parade was going on with the top down. Put the top up and drove off ASAP. LOL

 

That's usually the way those go...

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