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Old 04-01-2012, 10:24 PM   #1
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Figured I would give you guys something to laugh about.

This weekend I took the miata out for a cruise. It being almost 90* here in Texas saturday evening it was a perfect day to drop the top and cruise around town. I decided to pickup a buddy and we got on the topic of turbos. We rolled up to the square in town where it was a very crowded day for shoppers. As we were talking about turbos my buddy couldn't finish his sentence, and the reason being is because we were talking about shaft play. I feel it has been one of the most awkward situations I have ever been in. 2 dudes in a topless miata talking about shaft play just shouldn't ever be considered!

I felt this was a good little laugh, what memories do you guys have about awkward conversations while in your miata?
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Old 04-01-2012, 10:58 PM   #2
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Try getting homosexual oral sex with the top down... Not that I've ever tried it, but I've heard stories.
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Old 04-01-2012, 11:09 PM   #3
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If it was dark it may not be so bad, when you find out, well I really don't want to know.
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:17 PM   #4
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two dudes in a miata with the top down is already pretty questioning
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:19 PM   #5
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It was awkward I must say, I took the top off so I could blow out the dust/grass since it has been sitting awhile so I just rolled with it lol
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:31 PM   #6
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You are obviously queer. PM ME RIGHT NOW!!!
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:32 PM   #7
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I have talked about shaft play to much these past few days lol maybe another day Trey!
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Old 04-02-2012, 10:42 PM   #8
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The same thing happens when you and a friend are talking about blow off valves in a crowded area.
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My friend likes to ride passenger with me, put the top down, and blast lady gaga.

My sexuality and/or virginity may or may not be questionable.
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My friend likes to ride passenger with me, put the top down, and blast lady gaga.

I go with George Michael or MC Hammer.
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I go with George Michael or MC Hammer.
I am now making a mix CD of those and Milli Vanilli to ---- with people. Greatest idea evar, Brainy.
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My girlfriend (no, really, what? Stop looking at me that way.) says that all automotive nomenclature had to be dreamt up by men.
All these shafts, heads, rear-ends, *****, rods, cranks, trannies, strokers, nuts, screws, suck, squeeze, bang, blow, it just goes on & on...

None of which should be discussed whilst in a Miata without uttering the following phrase: 'Wait, are we still talking about cars?'

I've driven Miatas. If that makes me ghey, well then, I embrace teh ghey...
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Miata owners are ghey!!!!
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Gayer than teh gayzorz mountains, where everyone is gay.
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I'm thinking of getting a CD with "It's raining men" to blast when people question my sexuality/choice of car.
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I'm thinking of getting a CD with "It's raining men" to blast when people question my sexuality/choice of car.
I see you are from Quebec....probably not the best idea unless you REALLY want some male companionship.
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"I've been polishing my ****. Want to touch it?"
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I'm thinking of getting a CD with "It's raining men" to blast when people question my sexuality/choice of car.
As a joke I actually sung this song, but I wasn't joking
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A buddy of mine drove up to an intersection (montrosse for those of you in Houston) were a ghey pride parade was going on with the top down. Put the top up and drove off ASAP. LOL

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...were a ghey pride parade was going on with the top down.
That's usually the way those go...

Meanwhile:
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