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Joe Perez 09-17-2019 11:44 PM

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Joe Perez 09-18-2019 12:23 AM

Preamble: Yes, I know that Facebook is the devil. But it's actually proved quite useful in reuniting with a lot of people who I knew many years ago (before the world wide web), and has enabled two rather passionate and emotionally fulfilling romantic relationships. Granted, one of those ended in flames which make Chernobyl look like a minor incident, but I still have no regrets.


Anyway, Bekki Reuter was a classmate of mine in high school. She was one of the cheerleader-types. Not my style, but the kind of person you remember. We interacted by way of the fact that I was the yearbook editor (nerd alert) and she was the kind of person who was willing to expend capital (well, her parents' capital) to ensure favorable treatment in the yearbook, and I was the kind of person with the moral flexibility to accommodate such requests.

As with many of our age, she's now a stay-at-home mother of three who is involved in one of these MLM schemes hawking nutrition products on the side, which allows her to claim to be an "entrepreneur / business owner."

(Seriously, didn't we debunk that with Tupperware / Avon in the 80s? Why is this still a thing?)

She''s apparently quite proud of the fact that, over the past few years, she has transformed herself from a soft, huggable, Rubenesque woman into a semi-masculine hardbody.

Like, *REALLY* proud. Despite being a heterosexual woman who is married to a man whom I pity.

Example:

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net...ad&oe=5DF54B70

(I did not edit the above in any way. That exact A/B comparison photo is exactly as originally posted, with the implication that "B" (right) is preferable over "A" (left).)



Anyway, here's the point of this post: If you want to remain FB friends with someone, don't reply to the photo above with "Wow, you used to be really cute."

That sort of comment is not received well, apparently.

Joe Perez 09-18-2019 01:13 AM

Also, add this to the list of stupid shit that I ought to have recognized long ago:

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Yes, you're an awesome organization that services "difficult to house" dogs, but more to the point, your logo is a silhouette of the Hancock Tower (which I only just noticed), which means that my aux transmitter antenna is a part of your logo.

Godless Commie 09-18-2019 08:49 AM

And it spells CCR.

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Joe Perez 09-18-2019 09:39 AM

Beautifully complex conduit work pleases me.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/rf...w3840-h1868-no

olderguy 09-18-2019 09:47 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1549396)
Beautifully complex conduit work pleases me.

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/rf...w3840-h1868-no

Beautiful. My first thought was "wonder what order it was done in"

Braineack 09-18-2019 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1549361)
Yes, you're an awesome organization that services "difficult to house" dogs, but more to the point, your logo is a silhouette of the Hancock Tower (which I only just noticed), which means that my aux transmitter antenna is a part of your logo.

The silhouette is an apron and that organization is Korean.

Joe Perez 09-18-2019 10:00 AM


Originally Posted by olderguy (Post 1549397)
Beautiful. My first thought was "wonder what order it was done in"

That particular room was renovated at the same time that the UPS was installed, so in this case, all of the conduit was designed / installed at the same time.

There are many other areas of the building in which conduit from each decade since the 1960s is interwoven in a complex ballet. Those areas are less aesthetically pleasing.


Unrelated: For some reason, we have a box of Tribbles sitting on a cabinet outside the prop room.

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DNMakinson 09-18-2019 10:12 AM

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Possibly be used along side Rubber Ducks?

Trent 09-18-2019 10:58 AM


Originally Posted by Joe Perez (Post 1549167)
It's not even a money thing.

A few days ago, I was riding along in a Tesla 3.

It was an impressive car in most respects. Fast, quiet, good handling. But I gradually became aware of the fact that every time the driver (be it myself or the owner) wanted to make a change to any aspect of the HVAC or radio controls, we had to take our eyes off the road, look down to the screen, and align our finger to the icon in order to press it.

It was in that moment that I became aware of the fact that in my own car, I can adjust any setting on the radio or climate control system purely by feel, without moving my eyes away from the road.

It's such a basic and simple concept that I'd never been aware of it, until it was taken away from me.

I really don't see why this is so difficult for auto manufacturers to grasp. I find Toyota still does a pretty good job of designing tactile controls. But I had a Maxima a few years back that had an array of buttons two rows tall and like 20 buttons wide that did everything from control the radio to the a/c fan speed to the rear defroster. I hated that so much. If I wanted something done, I'd just ask my wife to find and push the button for me so I wouldn't have to take my eyes off the road and spend 30 seconds doing a Where's Waldo for the gatdammed defrost button.

DNMakinson 09-18-2019 12:10 PM

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The reference book on such topics as control mapping, etc.

Joe Perez 09-18-2019 12:22 PM

^ I love that book. It was required reading at PR&E, and for good reason.

One of our advertizing slogans was "finger friendly." Get your mind out of the gutter. It just means that we really went out of our way to make all the buttons / knobs / switches / etc on our machines extremely intuitive and easy to operate.

DNMakinson 09-18-2019 01:20 PM

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I wish FBVideo were consistent.

Braineack 09-18-2019 02:56 PM

Joe vs Braineack.

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Joe Perez 09-18-2019 05:38 PM


Originally Posted by Braineack (Post 1549449)
Joe vs Braineack.

TL, DW.


Unrelated:

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Braineack 09-19-2019 10:14 AM

dat chocolate milk.

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triple88a 09-19-2019 03:18 PM

Those drone skills.

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z31maniac 09-19-2019 03:36 PM

I'm going with "I can see the pixels" on that one. Because I can't wrap my mind around taht.

Braineack 09-19-2019 05:23 PM

sorry cant embed:
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good2go 09-19-2019 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by triple88a (Post 1549605)
Those drone skills.

Have you seen this guy?



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