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Originally Posted by sixshooter
(Post 1546844)
Not as interesting as a spandex goat, a 15 liter Cummins being swung into place in our Tampa shop.
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Just gonna go all out here.
This is an actual sign which I posted on the door to the WGN transmitter room on the 98th floor of Sears Tower recently, during an overnight maintenance period in which I was bored as hell but still had some UPS power remaining: https://cimg2.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.mia...2106f587db.png |
Originally Posted by Joe Perez
(Post 1547147)
Just gonna go all out here.
This is an actual sign which I posted on the door to the WGN transmitter room on the 98th floor of Sears Tower recently, during an overnight maintenance period in which I was bored as hell but still had some UPS power remaining: He randomly a few months ago put an adhesive coat hook on the wall, the tightened an adjustable wrench on it, then printed out some ridiculous museum-type notation to post next to it. |
Not Florida!
https://www.wect.com/story/16515450/...gun-in-rectum/ Man who smuggled gun into NC jail in rectum not injured https://www.wect.com/resizer/WYdP_hX...515450_BG2.jpg JACKSONVILLE, NC (WECT/WITN/AP) – A man wanted for first degree murder in the Atlanta area was arrested in Onslow County. Deputies in Onslow County say the man hid a large handgun in a body cavity. According to the sheriff's office, Trooper Scott Merritt spotted Michael Ward driving more than 90 mph on Highway 17. He and another trooper from Duplin County worked together to stop Ward. Highway Patrol told WITN Ward rolled up his windows and locked his car when troopers approached. Both he and a woman in his vehicle claiming to be his wife refused to roll down the windows. WITN is reporting troopers were able to get the door open and had to taze Ward, who was then taken to the hospital after complaints of heart problems and being unable to walk. Ward was strip searched before being booked and underwent the standard "squat and cough" procedure. According to the sheriff's office, Ward used another person's identity during the arrest and booking process. Detention officers found a .38 caliber handgun in Ward's cell the next day. Jailers eventually discovered Ward stored the 6-inched barrel gun in his rectum. He was taken to the hospital for examination of possible injuries. https://www.wect.com/resizer/l5rqdRr...515450_BG1.jpg https://www.wect.com/resizer/0bzcMAl...515450_BG3.jpg |
So, wait a sec...
He wasn't even intending to smuggle a weapon into jail, he just literally happened to already have a .38 stuffed up his ass by pure coincidence when he was arrested? WTF? Do people in NC routinely drive around with guns shoved up their poop-chute? And how is that even possible? WTF kind of rectal dilators do you need to practice with in order to be able to get a handgun up there in the first place? I mean, that's gotta be like a Hustler-grade dildo. https://cdn.historydaily.org/content...a800aa6c5e.jpg |
The mind boggles over the ability of the human rectum to stretch beyond all normal limits.
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Well, now that is unfortunate.
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Been running one for a few months now.
Highly recommend if you're the least bit tech savvy. |
Originally Posted by Erat
(Post 1547306)
Been running one for a few months now.
Highly recommend if you're the least bit tech savvy. |
Originally Posted by y8s
(Post 1547276)
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https://jalopnik.com/fastest-woman-o...jet-1837654356 |
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