The following is a joke which pokes fun at IE:

 

Thanks for the explanation.

 

 

Day-um, just buy some Ivory soap!

 

On the internet, you never know...

 

I have already offered to do this for local friends should they decide they don't mind their ******* spasming when it gets hit with cold water.

 

You know it's a good joke when you have to preemptively explain it.

 

 

WHO let the dogs out.
That is not a question, rather, a statement:

 

 

 

I bought a bidet that attaches to your existing toilet, and hooks up to both the cold and hot water supplies. Hot from the sink, and cold from the toilet supply lines. Bidet comes with everything you need to install it in about 40 minutes if you are semi-competent.

Best thing I've bought in years, and dramatically reduces paper usage. The idea of using paper instead of washing your *** is barbaric, IMHO.

Link for anyone that cares:

 

I miss having actual, dedicated bidets next to the toilet.

As a child in Puerto Rico in the 70s / 80s, I understood this to be standard. I never quite understood why houses on the mainland didn't have them.

Still don't.