Some shitty toilet paper math.

https://www.facebook.com/HowToBeADad/videos/226370061889319/

 

******* facecrap.

[url]https://www.facebook.com/kendrick.lewis.165470/videos/559870587962764/[/url]

 

^ Were those intended for the political / current events thread, or the Wuss thread?

Unrelated:

 

 

Just pre-ordered. Doom Eternal region-free is now $47 on CDKeys.com.

 

Do you mother ******* not have showers and/or bathtubs? The simple fact we gotta teach you troglodytes how to wash your hands is ******* outrageous.

 

Are you seriously suggesting combining a bath with a butt cleaning?

 

I'm puzzled by his statement as well

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/luke.rebelliott/videos/10103139732848209/

 

My shower has one of those very fancy setups, where there's a big showerhead at the top, and a hand-held on a hose mounted at about chest level, with a valve to select between them.

Buitt-cleansing is one of the primary purposes for which I use the handheld. It is glorious.

 

Regarding the bidet, I don't find the cool water to be a problem. It's not ice cold. It's the same temperature as what you wash your hands with much of the time. Harden the **** up.

One day's worth of oak pollen season:

 

... says the guy who lives in Florida.

In Chicago, the water comes out at just slightly above freezing.

 

But still the same temperature as what you wash your hands with much of the time, no? :P

 

If your ***** are made from the same stuff as your hands, then you are a stronger man than I.

 

Just kidding, cannot tolerate water below 100-105 when showering. Cold showers were the worst part of my military service too.

 

I just measured the temperature of the water coming out of my faucet, 39°F.

So, go ahead and fill a bowl with water, and then add ice until it reaches that temperature. Then dunk your ********* into it and let me know how long you can hold them there.

I expect video.

 

45f here. And this is after it makes it's slow progress through these giant resin beds... I suspect it's close to freezing before then.

 

Ours appears to be 64F. Sucks to be you guys, haha.