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I was a very happy man and was about to get married.
There was just one thing bothering me.
It was her beautiful younger sister, Sofia. My prospective sister in law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts and generally was Bra-less. She would regularly bend down when she was near me. I always got a nice view. It had to be deliberate, she never did it around anyone else.
One day, she called me and asked to come over. 'To check the wedding invitations' she said. She was alone when i arrived. She whispered to me that she had feelings and desires or me. She couldn't overcome them anymore. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married.
She said ' Before you are committed to my sister'. Well I was in total shock, and I couldn't mutter a word. "I'm going up to my bedroom, if you want just one last wild fling, just come up and have me".
I was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs. I stood there for a moment. Then turned and made a bee-line straight to the front door. As I'm walking to my car, Lord and behold, my entire future family was standing outside clapping!
With tears in his eyes my father in law hugged me and said that I had passed the test and couldn't ask for a better man for his daughter.
And the moral of the story is... Always keep the condoms in your car!
Reminds me of why my electrician chose that over plumbing - “If you have a major plumbing issue, you call the plumber at 2 in the morning. If you have a major electrical problem, you call the fire department.”
From earlier this week: A T-65B X-WIng Fighter on loan by the Denver Wings Over the Rockies Air & Space Museum taking on fuel in preparation for the upcoming May the 4th celebrations.
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