Reign in Blood turns 25 today. (now yesterday)

 

 

It works in reverse. WHERE THE **** DID I PARK!? Have to walk right up the the ****** to see it.

 

Is it evil that I especially enjoy doing that in the parking lot at Vons, in which the slots are unusually deep?

 

I purposely park forward in the parking spots, in a parking lot full of SUVs I want everyone to know where Im parked.

 

I never pull all the way into spots. i dont want some dumbass soccer mom (or dad, i'm not sexist) to ram my car while they're on their phone and drinking their decaf fat free starbucks.

 

I always park in the back of the lot away from other cars.

 

I park in handicap spots and on the sidewalk if I can. I always try to get the BEST spot possible. Usually that means making my own spot.

 

While handicap people make handicap faces?

 

I'm a little depressed that Tom Araya will no longer be headbanging.

 

Honestly, this is part of the reason I do it. Adding a few more dings and scrapes to the '90 would be a small price to pay for the enjoyment value of seeing someone crumple the front of their Lexus SUV in the process.

 

My nerd level increased this week


I had darth this morning

 

Handicap plates

 

I had this happen while I was sitting in my car. Didn't even scratch the plastic bumper on their turd toyota but sure did a number to my car.

 

 

On the plus side his singing is better now that he's stopped moving his head around so much.

 

The first heavy metal song that I ever remember hearing (1983). There must have been others but I specifically remember hearing this in the parking lot of ??? (can't remember the name). The place was like Chucky Cheese. A pizza place that had some puppets that sang (gay) but lots of cool video games. We were probably playing Track and Field that night. 2-Liter Sun Country Cooler had just come out and a friend was puking it all over a blue pickup truck while we were listening to the cassette in the parking lot:

 

Showbiz Pizza.