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I went to one once and it was hands down the worst restaurant I've been to.

No idea what people see in that dump.

 

murica likes a dump. on average anyways.

 

Took my sister there recently for her birthday because it was the only "nice" restaurant at the intersection we met at halfway between us (2.5hrs away).

Sat there for like 25min and never placed order. Walked out disgusted and enjoyed the healthiest option the Tex-Mex place across the street had.

We'd even spent money in the gift shop while waiting for a table. Luckily it was a rug-sized game of checkers my daughter wanted, and we actually play a game almost every night. Some good can come from bad experiences sometimes, as long as you remember why you're there (and vape beforehand).

 

Love when people get creative with CL ads. Bravo to that guy.

 

Went to one when I was in AL/TN.

It was fun for me as I've never felt like i'm going to have a heart attack 5 minutes into eating.

 

 

when you go to black heaven, it's a party hosted by obama. fwiw.

 

 

Last time I went our waiter was stuffing her face with food from the last table that had left.

I mean I have heard of people doing that in the back, but the plates haden't even left the table. I saw it when I had to get up to ask her for a refill.

 

 

Your kidding right?

In the back or not, you've got to be a bottom feeding bitch to eat off customer's plates after they leave.

 

Haha, I know right?? I have known many people that work in the industry that have said that they see people scavenge food off plates all the time (and these are high end places not cracker barrel).

 

I like Medvedev's nickname.

 

Jalopnik is such a fun site.

 

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419eater.com has everything you need.

 

This is Felix Baumgartner:




Mr. Baumgartner is not going for a spacewalk in the conventional sense. In this image, he is about to step off of the platform and fall 71,800 feet (13.6 miles) straight down. With a parachute.

That of course, is only the practice jump.

This summer, he will be plummeting from a height of 120,000 feet (22.7 miles), whereupon he will become the first human to break the sound barrier without an airplane.


Farewell, Mr. Baumgartner.

 

I think the first jump back in the day with minimal equipment was the best.

 

Kittinger is this new guys mentor.

I'd love to do something like that. How ------- awesome.

 

ftfy

USAF did that shti over 50 years ago - google: joe kittinger

edit: posts by vash and triple: guess that what happens when I open a thread and dont look @ it for a half hour