I text Lars a lot and ask him questions about posts and car stuff. Want me to start texting you too?

 

You're human? Really?

 

We could have told them it wouldn't wash off

 

no. i dont have enough txt messages on my plan. you can gtalk me.

hense validation.

 

What's gtalk? Get more textz.

 

google talk.

 

Looks like skype, or AIM video. AIM video is still bad ***, by the way. Serious. I have much better quality using that.

pic:

 

gtalk is just instant messenger for gmail account users...

 

 

I find it fitting that there is a nascar billboard in the background of this picture.

 

gvoice txt.

 

Everybody loves a winner.

 

 

The real deal:

 

America before SUV's. And only one truck in sight.

 

Ironically, most of the SUVs which we have to contend with today actually have a smaller footprint than a lot of those sedans, not to mention double the fuel economy.

Higher sightlines, though. I've never almost been run over by a Buick Skylark on the grounds that the driver was so high up that they couldn't see my car.

 

Stereotypical toolbag pulled up to the local Rita's with one of these, parked it in the middle of the parking lot. Not in a spot...in the middle of the lot. He even rolled around a little to find the best 'look at me' location and throw some revs. Left it there and walked inside. Small crowd gathered...I heard "it's a supra" from one guy holding his kid I honestly didn't know what it was but it sounded ****. I had to google "car with propeller emblem" to figure it out. I would have taken a pic but it was at night and my phone's camera is the sucks.

 

I think a Spyker would be the driest car I'd buy upon winning the lottery. Much sexier than a Lamborghini or Farrari.

 

It is very true.

This is also very true.

 

'Boss Bacon Burger' boasts 500 strips, 109,000 calories

Almost everyone loves bacon, and EpicMealTime is taking it to a new level with the “Boss Bacon Burger.”

Is there ever too much bacon? The guys at EpicMealTime don’t think so. They just posted a video where they filmed the making of a bacon cheese burger that has over 100,000 calories, reported MSN.

The “Boss Bacon Burger” has a bacon bun, bacon cheese sauce, bacon patty and slices of bacon stacked on top.

The YouTube video already went viral, racking up over 70,000 views less than a day after it was posted.

In the beginning of the video the guys are carelessly shopping in the grocery for bacon, but the excitement begins when they start to make the burger.

When describing what the “Boss Bacon Burger” will consist of one of the guys says, “So much bacon, over 500 strips of bacon. I promise it’s going to be delicious.”

They make a custom bacon bun, naturally made with bacon bits. They even grind up slices of bacon to make a bacon patty. Once they finish it, they put strips of bacon in any pockets of the patty.

Next one of the guys says “A burger ain’t a burger unless it’s a cheeseburger. Well, it is a burger but it just usually taste better with cheese.”

They also make a root beer Jack Daniels barbecue sauce.

At the end they add 400 strips of bacon on to the top of the bacon patty.

A guy comes out wearing a shirt that says bacon strips everywhere and attempts to eat the giant bacon burger. He drinks some Jack Daniels and then repeatedly elbows the burger before ultimately stuffing his face with the strips of bacon.

Do you think you would enjoy a slice of the “Boss Bacon Burger?”