I'm sorry but no"body" trolls as hard as the door close button in an elevator.

 

You mean the placebo button?

I laughed my *** off at some lady one day at my pain management doc's office when she started incessantly punching the thing. She gave me an awfully dirty look but I felt great about it. I divined that she had no real medical concern, and was proven right when she walked into the neighboring dermatologist (cosmetic) office on the same floor.








More flattened cat copter:

 

yeah dude, like why have a button if it doesn't do its job. My elevator always hangs on the floor for a good 10 seconds before the doors close. I always hit the damn thing to shut them so i can get on with life, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. trolled, almost every day.

 

 

It's obvious the cgi desingers have never seen a woman before.

 

CGI.. MK designers? Noo i think its fairly accurate.

 

I remember when people said this was too violent

 

 

Great ad for a kebap joint:
(Apparently, enjoyed a cigarette after the meal, too)

 

how about some kebab recipes?

also, do you ever drink raki?

 

Pusha, kebap is an art.

I have never tried making kebap, I let the kebap masters do their thing when I feel like indulging.
It would not be possible to "give" a recipe.

If you ever decide to wander to this side of the planet, kebap will be my treat.

Yes, I do partake, occasionally.
Raki needs an occasion. It's not an everyday thing.
And, it's best enjoyed with grilled seafood.

 

Whoopsie-daisy! This just happened outside my store:

 

Actually, I probably should have posted that in the "You park like an a**hole" thread, shouldn't I?

 

Meanwhile, in the House of the Sun...

 

Venus: the pimple on the a$$ of the Sun.

 

The sun is just facking massive.

 

 

O RLY?

 

When I discover another level below atoms..then what?