omfg it wasnt just 25seconds long.

 

I couldn't figure out if the huge guy choked him by getting his forearm into his neck, or if he just suffocated his mouth & nose with lard.

 

 

fatness.

 

Looky my bitch getting soapy.

 

 

I need to drive my car.

 

Sexy. I can't wait to get mine painted so I can bother washing it again. Even after a wash, it's dull, zero shine pink with chips and dings all in it.

 

You have my car?

 

Yep. As soon as the bulk of the summer heat and humidity dies down, I'm throwing up a makeshift booth and spraying that ----. Even if it's not a perfect job, anything freshly laid will look better than that worn out ---- paint. You can see primer through all of the plastic parts (bumpers and mirrors) and the metal parts are not far behind.

 

 

That moment when you contemplate dropping 2800 dollars on something baller....




DAT CARBON NECK

 

Something gives me the feeling I would be a serial killer if I lived in Japan............

 

does anyone else ever find themselves really rocking out to a song only to realize about half way into it that it's a Nickelback song?

yeah, I wouldn't admit to it either

 

Matter of fact, I did that about an hour ago working on my motor.

 

Happy Captain Picard Day!

 

For Brain

ROFL!!!

 

I can't stop playing that and laughing!!

 

These have already been posted at least once by me, but ---- it...











And last, but not least...




That should keep you all busy for a few months.


Edit: Play the last two together... Jesus, I need to stop drinking so much.

 

Epic sax guy has been my ring tone for 2 months now.

How could you forget the amazing horse?