i wonder what i did to offend it!

 

Warning: not suitable for easily-offended people:

 

Come on guys - talking in endless threads about buying or driving German cars and then we don't get any love...

 

Having spent a couple of months in northern Germany working at a shipyard, the German language certainly can be a bit... nonintuitive for those of us raised on Anglo/Romance dialects. It doesn't sound nearly as bad in person as it looks in print, though.

And contrary to popular belief, they do in fact have a sense of humor.

 

A few of my favorites.






edit: embedding

 

 

Just pronounce their word for "exit"

Ausfahrt

 

 

^I'd bang her. Little does she know I ********** too much to have viable sperm.

 

 

See: https://www.miataturbo.net/insert-bs...-future-66832/


And now, the long wait is over. Meet the Pyro:



Click to embiggen. Seriously, go fullscreen. And 1080.

We always knew that Pyro was a little different, but who'd have imagined that he was -> Completely Tripping ***** <-. If Timothy Leary, John Lennon and Hannibal Lecter had a bastard love child, that offspring would not even begin to approach the level of raving, homicidal insanity seen here.

 

If I see one more god damn person post this picture somewhere . . . . . .

 

*

 

$hit..

 

What the?

That hose looks more stretched out than Pusha's anus. How the heck did you get it on in the first place?

 

Yeah, that's part of the problem.

It's the Kia waterneck and I can't for the life of me find a hose that fits in the arrangement I want.

 

 

My buddy wrex made this one...