Braised pork belly, greens, maple/bacon sauce, quail eggs, cheddar-ham waffle... Yum.

 

^Don't freaking do it. We've already got a food thread. Pictures of food in THIS thread smacks of Facebook retardation. I'm sure it was delicious, but you are better than this.

 

Fun fact: I just tried to ban hustler for posting a waffleupagus in the non-food thread.

The system wouldn't let me.

Gonna have to speak with Brainey and Nolan about this.

 

I love remakes...especially when it's done like this:
Original:


Remake:

 

Man i feel my IQ dropping with listening to junk like that.

 

I know...especially the original version. But I can't get the Ben folds version out of my head! I am now officially dumber.

 

Way to ruin a badass original with some ------, emo, crybaby neckbeard, ------ ****. I feel like my colon was just poz-raped.

 

In the "trolling hipsters" thread, it was suggested that I should buy a loud horn for my bike.

Something like this?

 

^Thats insane


Yesterday my girlfriend won best in show in a costume contest. I took this photo outside where it was being held.

 

ACQUIRE ALL THE LONELINESS!!!!!

 

Whata babe.

 

The club i was at yesterday, we had a dude dressed up as Jack Sparrow. He had the best costume however there were also 2 black dudes dressed up as the white chicks from that movie white chicks and they were just funny since they did most of the dance from the movie. They won and i'm guessing because of their performance.

 

Language might NSFW if people cant get the joke.

 

I know, right? Wow.

I must be almost gay, though, because my second thought was regarding the complexity of the gathering and ruching in that dress and the embroidery in the jacket. But then again I used to repair sewing machines for the Singer Sewing Machine Co. and have an industrial one that I dabble in car/boat upholstery with.

And I DVR Project Runway and watch it with my wife every season.
There. It's all out in the open now, lol.

Oh, yeah, I own a Miata and we have three cats.

 

Definitely gay six, the wife is just a cover. I started looking at her pretty eyes, then her hair and overall face before working my way down to the "oh hay pretty dress!"

 

in Heidi's voice: "Hello!"



unless of course you're more of this kinda guy:

 

Just noticed the dress

 

I like both versions of Bi+ches aint shi+. You gotta at least admit it sounds funny as hell when you mix piano music with rap lyrics. Ben Folds does have an extremely punchable face though.

 

Struck me as interesting that this author chose RGB rather than RYB. Then it struck me as interesting that it shouldn't have struck me as interesting. Nevertheless, I was surprised.

 

Should have been CMYK?