Alpha Male Advice
 

I need to become the Alpha male in the condo where I live. My neighbors don't take care of their dogs and I want to lay the hammer down because the douche pickles don't let the dogs out. Fuckers let the dogs bark until I'm ready to fucking strangle the assfags.

The problem is that I drive a Miata. What kind of man would take a guy serious who drives a Miata?

Any advice is appreciated!

Buy a drum set. Profit.

or rat poison...

:bowrofl: That good stuff.

fuck a drum set.

Bagpipes.

fuck bagpipes. get a kilt and a grizzly beard.

Add 70 pounds of muscle and a beard.

If you already got that, get a bagpipe.

you can't change the rules of nature, if you want to become the alpha male you need to kill the current alpha male or at leat fuck his wife

It helps when you have the disdain for all other humans.

Try one of these:

Professional Stop Dog Bark Control Trainer - Barking Controllers - StacksAndStacks.com

Or bang the dudes wife.

look @ condo agreement for "noise" violations

post copy of said agreemend on their front door with "noise" area highlighted

leave your name and contact number along with the following line:

"within 48 hours, please notify me of the action which will be taken within the next 7 days to permanently correct this violation. if the issue is not resolved within 7 days, further steps will be required"

Do you know the difference between a man who drives a Miata, and a man who drives an F-350?

One of them is compensating for something

Edit: And bang the dudes wife as well

Read your condo docs about animals, and complain to the board about any violations.

This post was about how to be the alpha, not to be a little pussy and whine to the board about "violations". The only thing that should be violated is the butt-hole of the jerks wife. Man up and take care of business.

Next time you see the guy, pull out your schlong, hit him with it, and then masturbate into his eye.

Let him know where you're cumming from...

WTF, double tap...

Just think, WWCND.

I prefer not to use the methods of organized Unions for negotiations.

For staters, he sure as hell wouldn't be driving a Miata.:giggle:

ChuckyZ?